Use fuzzy logic brethren .
Let another man shelter you brehs
Use fuzzy logic brethren .
Yup...Does your pops know about this blasphemy ?
How? Easily. Pay.
Slave for the sake of cementing your manliness to people who don't exist, to notice your efforts, who could care less about your efforts or lawn brehs...
Those meaningless pieces of "paper" will move mountains for me...Why try to do it with MY hands?
I don't care if you sitting on 3.5 acres ... get you a riding mower and cut that shyt in phases if you have to.
How can you let a another grown a$$ man cut your grass ?!
Mowing the grass is boring as fukk and a waste of time...if you have the extra cash...pay it!!!
Back in the day, they didnt even have lawns
How can you look your wife and kids in the face while another man is cutting your grass ?
Easily. And while we enjoy the finished product, I will educate my children on building healthy business relationships and what it looks like when a quality service has been provided and to never accept mediocrity when spending your money.How can you look your wife and kids on the face while another man is cutting your grass ?
I'm guessing you've never really done any serious yardwork
Easily. And while we enjoy the finished product, I will educate my children on building healthy business relationships and what it looks like when a quality service has been provided and to never accept mediocrity when spending your money.
That said, I cut my father's and two of my aunts grass on demand for free as we speak so I'm on both sides of the spectrum
I'm guessing you've never really done any serious yardwork
There's more to it then just hopping on your expensive, brand new riding lawnmower and just riding around sipping a beer.
There are the hard to reach places that only a push mower can get to, pot. holes, mud holes, etc.,
There's the tree trimming, bush trimming, weed wacking, edging up the lawn, leaf blowing, raking, mulch laying, bug killing (usually wasps and bee nests), etc...
All that shyt that I'm not going to do on my single, REAL day off..