Annoying things about being muscular

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Insecure dudes acting funny around you :childplease:

People assuming you took something illegal to get muscular :snoop:

Fat white chicks shooting their shot :scust:
This!

That shyt pisses me off. Like breh, put some respect on my name. . .I worked hard for this shyt! You know how hard it is to give up pasta and marinara and cheese!

I miss Italian/Sicilian food :mjcry:
 

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Also great to hear :duck: from flabby ass disgraces to humanity talkin to you about "Yeah I used to workout too you know and back then I was easily more muscular than you but I stopped blablabla" :duck:

Got an obese supervisor at my job that's like that. "Back in my day I was squatting 400 pounds easily". And I'm thinking "No shyt, just getting your fat ass off the couch is a heavy squat." :francis:
 

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Insecure dudes acting funny around you :childplease:

People assuming you took something illegal to get muscular :snoop:

Fat white chicks shooting their shot :scust:

breh that shyt blew my mind when it first started to be noticeable that i workout.

IDK what in the world makes them think that I, in the best shape of my life, want to even talk to you, a whole white whale, voluntarily :mindblown:
 

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Insecure dudes acting funny around you :childplease:

People assuming you took something illegal to get muscular :snoop:

Fat white chicks shooting their shot :scust:

I hate this shyt the most.

Brehs I'm not even big, been lifting for around 8 months but put a few workout sessions on IG. Dudes saw me in person and were talking about "I see you in the gym lifting but can you fight?":gucci:

And big white girls have shot their shot too:hubie:
 

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The WORST is the attention from "straight" men, who always find a way to pat your back or shoulders. fukking creeps
My boy hadn’t seen me in a year and found a reason to squeeze my bicep then squeezed it again and said wow.

I don’t think they’re gay but they want to touch to see how a muscle of that size feels.
 

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My boy hadn’t seen me in a year and found a reason to squeeze my bicep then squeezed it again and said wow.

I don’t think they’re gay but they want to touch to see how a muscle of that size feels.

I kinda get it. It’s not “gay” , more like a curiousity/fascination thing.

Similarly, when I had waves on my head looking really sleek/wavy , women AND men gravitated towards it & sometimes they just can’t hold the “feeling” to feel it.:francis:
 
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