Annoying things about being muscular

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-coworkers touching/squeezing your arms (old dudes)

- coworkers always wanting to arm wrestle or see you arm wrestle someone else

- "how much you bench?" -person who doesn't know what a deadlift is

- being a faq magnet

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Co-worker squeezed my arms once. Didn't call HR though. I let is slide. :manny: I will always emphasize this... workout your triceps as much as your biceps for balanced growth and mass.

Finding suits that fit good (always fit a bit tight around the under arm area).
Finding motorcycle jackets that fit good. (apparently, if you have a big chest, they assume your arms are equally long. Sleeves went down to my knuckles)
Regular shorts and pants don't fit right with your waist. Too much quad, hamstrings and glute muscles fill out the legs.
 

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When people (especially females) assume that your motivation is to impress women.

I respond with something along the lines of "I do this for me/to feel good".

Suddenly, I'm labeled as being conceited.:stopitslime:

Can't win
You’re muscular, SOMETHING has to be wrong with you right :skip:
 

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When people (especially females) assume that your motivation is to impress women.

I respond with something along the lines of "I do this for me/to feel good".

Suddenly, I'm labeled as being conceited.:stopitslime:

Can't win

I remember when I first started going to the gym at my college. This girl I knew who worked reception immediately asked if I’m “trying to get sexy for the hoes.”

:stopitslime:

Yes bytch of course I was, but did you really have to air that out? :gucci:

Nowadays, I’m actually making gains faster than I ever have now that my diet is in check so annoying things about being muscular include:

- Never feeling like your really muscular: It’s only if I happen to glance at myself in a mirror that I really catch the effects of the gym. Other people even tell me about it but I may not see it;

- Spending money on food to gain and maintain;

- The farts;

- The outfit changes: I’m not even huge, I’m in that 160-ish area at 6”0 where you can look at me and imply I may be reasonably fit but nothing crazy, however even I can tell that the bigger I get I’m gonna have to go up some sizes. Some jeans I don’t even need a belt for.
 

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When people (especially females) assume that your motivation is to impress women.

I respond with something along the lines of "I do this for me/to feel good".

Suddenly, I'm labeled as being conceited.:stopitslime:

Can't win
I was always pretty competitive in sports and worked out whenever I could, until i turned 17. That's when I gained constant access to a gym and life has never been the same...
Maybe when I started I lifting I told myself it was to impress women, since I was twig and got rejected by a few chicks when I was younger. But now when I think back, I've always been into fitness, since I was a huge wrestling fan as a kid. I always wanted to be strong enough to choke slam and full nelson someone if I had too. Plus the thought of having a six pack and being in shape always resonated with me. If you could be strong as fukk as a man, then why wouldn't you.

Now my current motivation is health. If I stop working out or eating healthy I literally see my health deteriorate right before my eyes. I shouldn't have to wait for my urine to be dark with a repugnant smell to it, along with accumulation of fat around my region stomach to know that
I regressing health wise.
 
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Check this out Yo! Few weeks ago I was with Baby Girl on the dance floor giggin.
Mind You I'm a lean swole ass 277 pound Grown Ass Man. I was rockin a 2x Polo Shirt, flat stomach, Chest and traps stretching the shirt, biceps hanging

So I'm dancing with Baby Girl and this grown ass man a white dude dancing with his girl tapped my shoulder and pointed at my arms and did a Hulk Hogan flex pointing at me like Dude you Huge, okay I get that all the times, I just smiled and was like yeah I know, Im a Mass Monster

But he didn't stop he did it like 4 more times during the song, my girl was like damn you must get this all the time, so I'm lookin at dude like Yo! I'm dancing with my woman chill out, you with your girl pay her attention, SMH.

Just one of many stories
 

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Check this out Yo! Few weeks ago I was with Baby Girl on the dance floor giggin.
Mind You I'm a lean swole ass 277 pound Grown Ass Man. I was rockin a 2x Polo Shirt, flat stomach, Chest and traps stretching the shirt, biceps hanging

So I'm dancing with Baby Girl and this grown ass man a white dude dancing with his girl tapped my shoulder and pointed at my arms and did a Hulk Hogan flex pointing at me like Dude you Huge, okay I get that all the times, I just smiled and was like yeah I know, Im a Mass Monster

But he didn't stop he did it like 4 more times during the song, my girl was like damn you must get this all the time, so I'm lookin at dude like Yo! I'm dancing with my woman chill out, you with your girl pay her attention, SMH.

Just one of many stories
277lb :damn: those are @puppetmaster numbers
are you like 6'5-6'7?
 
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