Annoying things about being muscular
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This shyt makes me want to jelq but I'm too afraid I'll fukk my shyt up.
Embrace yourself. Don't do that bullshyt.Faaaaaaaaaaaacts. Doesn't help that most clothes are made specifically for skinny or odd-shaped people. Having a muscular frame means I literally had to get all my clothes with stretch material
My waist doesn't fill my pants, but my butt does, and my calves are literally chocked out by the pant legs. I'm paying extra for my shyt to be more durable and stretchy, and folks talmbout "Why yo pants so tight." They arent, its just if I go another size up, my waist will fit like a hula hoop
Bad bodied people literally don't understand.
I remember when I first started going to the gym at my college. This girl I knew who worked reception immediately asked if I’m “trying to get sexy for the hoes.”
Yes bytch of course I was, but did you really have to air that out?
Nowadays, I’m actually making gains faster than I ever have now that my diet is in check so annoying things about being muscular include:
- Never feeling like your really muscular: It’s only if I happen to glance at myself in a mirror that I really catch the effects of the gym. Other people even tell me about it but I may not see it;
- Spending money on food to gain and maintain;
- The farts;
- The outfit changes: I’m not even huge, I’m in that 160-ish area at 6”0 where you can look at me and imply I may be reasonably fit but nothing crazy, however even I can tell that the bigger I get I’m gonna have to go up some sizes. Some jeans I don’t even need a belt for.
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Speak for yourself.Your penis not looking impressive because your quads are big.
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I remember when i used to approach women and they would literally run away.
Now when i approach random women im getting big grins and they batting they eyes.
But women are sometimes more headache than they're worth, real talk.
Now when i approach random women im getting big grins and they batting they eyes.
But women are sometimes more headache than they're worth, real talk.
On Halloween I’m just chillin drinking and this white boi asks me can he step outside and make a call
Killigraphy
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-"big guy, big man, you're big". Oh really? here I thought I was tiny in my years living as a in shape 6'0 man. But thank you random stranger.
-Being the beacon of lifting heavy objects. I'm sorrynotsorry your boyfriend is out of shape/obese, but one of you has to go to the gym.
-"Do you work out?", "It looks like you work out" - fukking dummies.
-Insecure males under 5'11 who have to mention my height, size, strength, etc in every other sentence. We get it, you're a simp, go lift bro.
-Friends talking about how I spend days in the gym...bruh, I spend 30 minutes either working out at home or at the gym. I'm part Hawaiian, I have great genetics, but I'm also not a lazy fukk who can't find 30 minutes in a whole day to work out.
-Women and men staring. It's not that serious, but I realized quickly how unhealthy people are, and how many people have unhealthy/out of shape people in their lives.
All that aside, I'm never going back to the other side, been fat/built all my life (wrestling was my career), and I can say that I enjoy being muscular much better for subjective needs. I like ordering clothes and knowing my exact size and that it will fit me like a glove. Also my muscular bredren will agree, tight shirts are perfect.
-Being the beacon of lifting heavy objects. I'm sorrynotsorry your boyfriend is out of shape/obese, but one of you has to go to the gym.
-"Do you work out?", "It looks like you work out" - fukking dummies.
-Insecure males under 5'11 who have to mention my height, size, strength, etc in every other sentence. We get it, you're a simp, go lift bro.
-Friends talking about how I spend days in the gym...bruh, I spend 30 minutes either working out at home or at the gym. I'm part Hawaiian, I have great genetics, but I'm also not a lazy fukk who can't find 30 minutes in a whole day to work out.
-Women and men staring. It's not that serious, but I realized quickly how unhealthy people are, and how many people have unhealthy/out of shape people in their lives.
All that aside, I'm never going back to the other side, been fat/built all my life (wrestling was my career), and I can say that I enjoy being muscular much better for subjective needs. I like ordering clothes and knowing my exact size and that it will fit me like a glove. Also my muscular bredren will agree, tight shirts are perfect.
The Villain
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breh that was actually the #1 reason my boy started coming to the gym with me
we had a big group going to the beach and i went to pick up him and his girlfriend at her apt. she lives up on like the 3rd story so i go up there like "aight yall lets go. 4 hours to the party."
his girl is like "oh great you're finally here, can you carry this suitcase downstairs for me? my boyfriend tried but he couldnt pick it up." i look at him like
and he's looking at the floor like
my boy was tight and silent for like the first 30 mins of the drive and im like wtf is wrong w/ you. he's like ah nothing then i get a text from him in the car like "i've never been so embarrassed in my life. when we get back from vacation im coming to the gym w/ you"
i swear this bytch packed her whole life in that suitcase tho. shyt was like 65 pounds
Killigraphy
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breh that was actually the #1 reason my boy started coming to the gym with me
we had a big group going to the beach and i went to pick up him and his girlfriend at her apt. she lives up on like the 3rd story so i go up there like "aight yall lets go. 4 hours to the party."
his girl is like "oh great you're finally here, can you carry this suitcase downstairs for me? my boyfriend tried but he couldnt pick it up." i look at him like
my boy was tight and silent for like the first 30 mins of the drive and im like wtf is wrong w/ you. he's like ah nothing then i get a text from him in the car like "i've never been so embarrassed in my life. when we get back from vacation im coming to the gym w/ you"
i swear this bytch packed her whole life in that suitcase tho. shyt was like 65 pounds
To be fair tho...its going down, not going up said stairs, and its just clothes? Tell her to go ahead and throw/slide that shyt down the stairs. I'm much more pragmatic than I am empathetic to others problems. Also he needs to lay down the law....I'm Space Balls about shyt like that "Bring only what you need to survive". Its a beach party not a week long vacation.
That shyt is crazy feeling when I’m talking to a chick and she can’t maintain eye contact because she’s either looking at my chest or shoulders I just watch their eyes go up and down