Ancient Egypt Movie Failures

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Sidbebar, I'm surprise we haven't got a epic Greek Mythology flick yet:yeshrug:

:dwillhuh:i can't tell if your serious or not.
Thats all they put out these days.
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Clash of the Titans
Wrath of the Titans
Troy(not really mythology but still)
 
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It's not black peoples' fault that an ancient Egyptian movie hasn't been made. "Epic" movies like the OP suggested cost a lot of money and movie studios aren't gonna take a chance on a black cast when a movie costs that much. If there ever is another ancient Egyptian movie, it's unfortunately gonna be whitewashed. Even if black people would come out to specifically support a black Egyptian movie, the audience still probably isn't big enough for a studio to consider it.
 

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:dwillhuh:i can't tell if your serious or not.
Thats all they put out these days.
Immortals
Clash of the Titans
Wrath of the Titans
Troy(not really mythology but still)


Troy's the only one that was aite to me:ehh:

As a 90s kid, I grew up on Hercules and Xena the Warrior Princess:blessed:

But, imagine Greek mythology set in present times: regular looking people named Zeus, Poseidon, battling just like those old Homer tales. The only difference there will be be cars instead of chariots:youngsabo:
 

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Michael Jackson's "Remember The Time" video has been the closest we've been to an accurate portrayal of ancient Egypt.

I hadn't thought about that video til y'all brought it up. THAT'S WHAT I WANT as a movie. I wonder if that was MJs idea to do that or one of his ppl.
 

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just watched the remember the first time video and finally understood what it was about.

Michael Jackson was the only "white person" in the entire video and the Black queen was absolutely fascinated with him, even kissed him 2 minutes after meeting him.

this represents cac infiltration in ancient Egypt, the black pharaoh tried to kill Michael but he was way too elusive, they looked all over for him to exterminate him because they understood how much of a threat he was, when they finally cornered him, he disappeared into dust and blew away, symbolizing that he was not destroyed but he was slick enough to escape the his death.


:ohhh:
 

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just watched the remember the first time video and finally understood what it was about.

Michael Jackson was the only "white person" in the entire video and the Black queen was absolutely fascinated with him, even kissed him 2 minutes after meeting him.

this represents cac infiltration in ancient Egypt, the black pharaoh tried to kill Michael but he was way too elusive, they looked all over for him to exterminate him because they understood how much of a threat he was, when they finally cornered him, he disappeared into dust and blew away, symbolizing that he was not destroyed but he was slick enough to escape the his death.


:ohhh:
^That's what I meant by its sad on many levels lol
 

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just watched the remember the first time video and finally understood what it was about.

Michael Jackson was the only "white person" in the entire video and the Black queen was absolutely fascinated with him, even kissed him 2 minutes after meeting him.

this represents cac infiltration in ancient Egypt, the black pharaoh tried to kill Michael but he was way too elusive, they looked all over for him to exterminate him because they understood how much of a threat he was, when they finally cornered him, he disappeared into dust and blew away, symbolizing that he was not destroyed but he was slick enough to escape the his death.


:ohhh:
a bunch of african americans in the video is just as stupid as a bunch of white people. The africans in america aren't from egypt where did people invent this fantasy:dahell:
 
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