Amazon Worker Jumps Off Company Building

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shyt is a job. forgot all coli nikkas making Mr. Burns money.

Give him a two free years of Prime and tell him to get back to it.

Despite his short comings as an Amazon worker this man was a prolific author.

He did twelve stories :lolbron:

12 stories and his book didn't close.

cause its hard to shoot yourself, plus if the guy has short arms he cant reach the trigger

No wonder my PS4 controller shipment was delayed a day :ohhh:

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12 stories

I guess he missed the cyber Monday sales?

how tall is 12 stories exactly? i can't picture it right now

You ain't jumping 12 stories on air mattress breh.

Count 12 windows from up the ground of an office building or hotel.

Ironman dapped the post:deadmanny:

:dead: The Coli don't ever sleep on the fukkery.
 

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I had 3 classmates from way back in my ccollege days who went to go work for them and they ALL quit and told me everybody there hated working there. They'd put people on Employee Improvement Plans if they called in sick three days in a row during flu season. :whew:
They'd fire people for taking thier lunch an hour early. :whew:
They'd have closed door meeting berating team members until they cried. :whew:

That life ain't for me. :francis:
 

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Bruh, he worked at corporate, he wasn't in a warehouse. Corporate Amazon seems to be hell according to most who have worked there. They offered my boy 20k as a signing bonus and he turned that shyt down after talking to folks about the work environment.

Yeah i hear its literally the worst of place to work out of the "unicorn" tech companies. similar to how Apple was under steve jobs (well apple was somewhat decent if you werent in a higher role).
 

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What does a man who jumped 12 stories and survived looks like? his medical chart is probably 12 stories long.
 

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Swear to God. They hire everybody this time of year(Christmas shopping) and will fire you for anything.
 
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