Al Bundy is too raw for 21st century tv

[Soundwave]

Ida fukked Marcy too

 

[mson]

Fat woman: I WANT MY MONEY BACK! These shoes fell apart after one day AND I WANNA KNOW WHY?

Griff: (holds up shoe) Well you see, ma'am, this is a pliant heel with a cork filling.

Al: Where as, you are a giant seal with a pork filling.

:deadbreh:

 

[nieman]

Same could be said for Archie Bunker and George Jefferson.

Yeah, there will NEVER be another Archie on TV. Carroll O'Connor killed that role, though.

 

[Piff Perkins]

OP is crazy

Al Bundy would crush buildings in todays world.

Just make Bud the dad and go.

Netflix, Amazon, Fox, Hulu there's alot of options

Show would be cheap to make (outside of the actors, writers and producers lol)

yea but can you imagine how mad people would be? I remember bloggers attacking True Detective as being anti-woman, can you imagine what they'd say about Al Bundy today lmao?

 

[Monoblock]

I wish I could find this scene in english. Its so damn funny. Peggy trying to get him to drink that smoking poisonous Tang at the end was hilarious.




Psycho Dad was the show I wish they would've made. I still know the theme song.

 

[mson]

Al: " This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had 3 smaller women orbiting around her."

 

[Soundwave]

Fat woman: Don't I have the cutest toes?
Al: Yes ... for SAUSAGES!!!

 

[BlackAchilles]

yea but can you imagine how mad people would be? I remember bloggers attacking True Detective as being anti-woman, can you imagine what they'd say about Al Bundy today lmao?

Bruh this show would get put on that feminist blogosphere jam screen right from the get go, no way these ho ass network execs would renew it for a second season

 

[mson]

I wish I could find this scene in english. Its so damn funny. Peggy trying to get him to drink that smoking poisonous Tang at the end was hilarious.

I'm blind

 

[Monoblock]

Fat woman: It's because of men like you that I don't wear shorts anymore

Al:...uh huh you sure it wasn't because of all the guys with the harpoons?


Fat Lady: Aren't my toes tiny?

AB: yeah for sausages sausagessausages

(Al Bundy wakes up on the floor)

[Al kneeling on the ground, puts his hands together to pray and looks up towards the sky.]

Al: God, if you let my daughter win this competition I will never be mean to another fat person again.

Kelly: Daddy! Daddy! I won!

[Al leaps up and begins to run towards Kelly just as a rather large woman crosses his path and blocks the way.]

Al: Out of the way, Behemoth!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

This Thread might be Triple Platinum before Wednesday if this keeps up.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

As an adult I enjoy seeing Al finally living the life he deserves. I grew up watching life kick his ass on a weekly basis.

Al Bundy gave the greatest advice about women that I've ever heard.

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

Most definitely between al and jay, this guy plays the goat TV dad. No fukks given. Way too real for this era. No doubt about it he came up big though.

 

[mson]

I'm pretty sure Ed Oneil is happy that he won't die being only synonymous with Al Bundy.

 

[killacal]

I'm pretty sure Ed Oneil is happy that he won't die being only synonymous with Al Bundy.

Hes al bundy till the end

 

[We Major]

Never seen any of this stuff before, guess it's an American thing. That 2 tonne weight limit joke just killed me