Admit simp crimes you've committed

[keond]

Well im married, so you have to excuse my errors when it comes to the simp game.

But it was a BAD chick at my office. Was tryna dig into her draws.......she was new meat up there. We exchanged numbers, told her my situation, she was cool...etc etc. Long story short, i would call the broad on the way to work (only free time), and during our convo, I would ask her if she wanted me to bring her some food. I would be late stopping by different spots to pick her ass up some lunch. This went on for a month or two, thought i was about to seal the deal until i heard from a reliable source she was fukking the maintenance guy at the job. Make it so bad, the same guy wife worked with us as well. This nikka done fukked his way up and down the entire building. Dude probably didn't even buy her a honeybun. I lost interest and cut off all contact.


Couldnt do nothing but publicly

But inside a nikka was

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

I can see em comin down my eyes but I had to make this thread cry.....

 

[thegreatwb]

Never really told nobody this story before.

Freshman year of college, I had a little job making nickels and dimes, and I had managed to save up about 3k for a car so that I could get back and forth to school. While riding the bus I met this baaaaad little hoodrat. Homegirl was shaped like all of the bad decisions that I was bound to make were going to be worth it. I got her number and we talked on the phone for a few weeks, heavy breathing and all of that. I had the little nerd thing going for me, and eventually I got the all clear to catch the bus out to her house, and I did.

Get out there and we eat hot wings (my treat) and watch movies. I try to slide in and she's acting all shy (despite claiming to be in a gang and having stabbed other chicks and all that), so I settle for a little tongue kiss and some fondling and then she makes some lame excuse about her mom coming home, so my chubby and I leave.

The talking on the phone continues and every so often I visit, but I still can't even get a dry handjob. Looking back, she was a master manipulator. I was about 19, and she was 3 years older than me so she knew how to run me around--Flash a little nipple here, let me squeeze on her ass there, stuff like that. She decides that she wants to go to hair school, which is right near my university so I'm waking up two hours before I gotta be up, catching the bus out to her house, meeting her at the bus stop, all kinds of terrible shyt. One day, she casually mentions that she needs money to pay for her first semester of hair school so that she can get out of her mom's house. The bill...?

about 3 thousand, almost equal to my car savings.

So I break her off the 3k, she gets in hair school and it's all good...until about two weeks later when I go to the hair school to give her some flowers I bought and she's up in there with some dude and she's letting him kiss on her neck. I'm devastated as fukk and i throw the roses at her booth and storm out. She calls me the next day on some "this thing wasn't never gonna work out anyway, you're too nice" type noise.

Suffice to say, my folks were PISSED when I told them what happened. Pops was like "Nikka, I can't believe you" and he was extremely pissed because he had told me beforehand that he had an odd feeling about ol' girl.

That was the last BIG L that I took off a woman. I saw her once after I graduated from college, when I drove by her at a bus stop and she hailed me and asked me to give her a ride to the same hair school that she had been going to when we were talking. She had a couple of kids and was looking real , and I was gonna give her some pity help but then I remembered that big azz hole in my pocket from earlier simp activities and I just drove off on her. Lil dumb ass nikka, I was.

3G's man? I'm totally against whooping kids but your father should have kicked your ass for that. 3G's my nikka? This shyt takes the cake.

 

[Silkk]

*stands up to give my simp hall of fame speech* ahem...
1. had a break-up with the " golden girl" of my life and was going to a party with my nikkas to see some bytches...got dressed up good and was ready to get my groove on that night. Get to the location holla at my nikka like whatsup...chilling in my car for a bit while on my phone. (right before halloween) I just happen to get on facebook to post a status about the night when I see her friend with a status *had fun at the haunted house with *ex-gf*(according to her) and some guy's name. I'm like who this fukk is that nikka...that's strange...goes to the page for a peep and.......I see her posted up for a selfie with that nikka! . Ruined my whole damn night so I hit my nikka up like I'm not feeling it tonight man...(right outside of the party in my car). nikka was having a panic attack I couldn't breathe and I was doing an 100 in a 40...didnt give a fukk. I texted her like "who is that nikka" "you fukking him" and got no reply...I was heated I could have killed something or someone. Days go by and I get a text and she saying she coming to see me...I'm like . Confidence beyond the stars nikka.... She comes up to my job like ...I'm like and I go on lunch with her in my car. I go scoop up my lunch and get back to her like what's happenin? she was like "is there anything I would do that would make you hate me or not talk to me ever again" *heart sinks through @sshole* I'm like hmmm? "If you tried to kill me". "stop playing be serious"-her. ok...ok ok......"if you fukked someone else or got pregnant"...I'm in the whip laughing.....*she gets quiet and looks away and tears*...... Almost wanted to kick her out of my whip right then and there but acted cool and ate my lunch and acted like everything was all good. nikka cried for many nights (ether still lit inside of me)

 

[Nobuo Uematsu]

3G's man? I'm totally against whooping kids but your father should have kicked your ass for that. 3G's my nikka? This shyt takes the cake.

Pops revoked my bank account access after that shyt. Was monitoring my paychecks like "How much SS come out this month? Pocket money? Fukk you mean Pocket Money, shoulda kept that bytch out ya pocket and then you'd have some money."



i fully admit the magnitude of that L and will do my damnedest to keep my sons off that shyt in the future

 

[Silkk]

One day, she casually mentions that she needs money to pay for her first semester of hair school so that she can get out of her mom's house. The bill...?

about 3 thousand, almost equal to my car savings.

So I break her off the 3k.

 

[thegreatwb]

Pops revoked my bank account access after that shyt. Was monitoring my paychecks like "How much SS come out this month? Pocket money? Fukk you mean Pocket Money, shoulda kept that bytch out ya pocket and then you'd have some money."



i fully admit the magnitude of that L and will do my damnedest to keep my sons off that shyt in the future

Man I hope you keep ur kids off that. I'm still kicking myself for the time I gave this chick $50 bucks. We all take L's but 3G's man

 

[Nobuo Uematsu]

Man I hope you keep ur kids off that. I'm still kicking myself for the time I gave this chick $50 bucks. We all take L's but 3G's man

I can't even defend that shyt either, man. I was on some other other shyt. Like I said, I ain't NEVER told nobody that story, not even my closest IRL friends.

 

[Invisible Man]

Man I hope you keep ur kids off that. I'm still kicking myself for the time I gave this chick $50 bucks. We all take L's but 3G's man

Reminds me of the time when my dumbass gave an escort 250 so I could fukk her. I should kill myself for being a retarded, worthless piece of shyt loser.

 

[ALWTHEGOGETTA]

Never really told nobody this story before.

Freshman year of college, I had a little job making nickels and dimes, and I had managed to save up about 3k for a car so that I could get back and forth to school. While riding the bus I met this baaaaad little hoodrat. Homegirl was shaped like all of the bad decisions that I was bound to make were going to be worth it. I got her number and we talked on the phone for a few weeks, heavy breathing and all of that. I had the little nerd thing going for me, and eventually I got the all clear to catch the bus out to her house, and I did.

Get out there and we eat hot wings (my treat) and watch movies. I try to slide in and she's acting all shy (despite claiming to be in a gang and having stabbed other chicks and all that), so I settle for a little tongue kiss and some fondling and then she makes some lame excuse about her mom coming home, so my chubby and I leave.

The talking on the phone continues and every so often I visit, but I still can't even get a dry handjob. Looking back, she was a master manipulator. I was about 19, and she was 3 years older than me so she knew how to run me around--Flash a little nipple here, let me squeeze on her ass there, stuff like that. She decides that she wants to go to hair school, which is right near my university so I'm waking up two hours before I gotta be up, catching the bus out to her house, meeting her at the bus stop, all kinds of terrible shyt. One day, she casually mentions that she needs money to pay for her first semester of hair school so that she can get out of her mom's house. The bill...?

about 3 thousand, almost equal to my car savings.

So I break her off the 3k, she gets in hair school and it's all good...until about two weeks later when I go to the hair school to give her some flowers I bought and she's up in there with some dude and she's letting him kiss on her neck. I'm devastated as fukk and i throw the roses at her booth and storm out. She calls me the next day on some "this thing wasn't never gonna work out anyway, you're too nice" type noise.

Suffice to say, my folks were PISSED when I told them what happened. Pops was like "Nikka, I can't believe you" and he was extremely pissed because he had told me beforehand that he had an odd feeling about ol' girl.

That was the last BIG L that I took off a woman. I saw her once after I graduated from college, when I drove by her at a bus stop and she hailed me and asked me to give her a ride to the same hair school that she had been going to when we were talking. She had a couple of kids and was looking real , and I was gonna give her some pity help but then I remembered that big azz hole in my pocket from earlier simp activities and I just drove off on her. Lil dumb ass nikka, I was.

I know I simped, but 3 thousand! The most I spent on a chick was 100 dollars, and that was too much. My pops, mom, and my entire family would have put them hands to me if I gave a chick 3 thousand to go a hair school, and I did not get nothing in return.

 

[Nobuo Uematsu]

I know I simped, but 3 thousand! The most I spent on a chick was 100 dollars, and that was too much. My pops, mom, and my entire family would have put them hands to me if I gave a chick 3 thousand to go a hair school, and I did not get nothing in return.

if possible, my moms was madder than my pops was. Like I said, this shyt happened when I was 19. Moms didn't give me any money out of her pocket again until I was 25.

 

[thegreatwb]

I know I simped, but 3 thousand! The most I spent on a chick was 100 dollars, and that was too much. My pops, mom, and my entire family would have put them hands to me if I gave a chick 3 thousand to go a hair school, and I did not get nothing in return.

Hell even if you did get something in return, 3k is just too much unless it's wifey.

 

[FreedMind]

I held my girl's purse for like 5 minutes cause she was tired, i'm ashamed about that one.

some of you guys though

what the fukk

 

[ALWTHEGOGETTA]

Hell even if you did get something in return, 3k is just too much unless it's wifey.

I agree that, even if I were to get something in return, 3k is just too much, unless it was my wife. I've learned from my past mistakes about simping, and I am going to educated my future sons on how to avoiding simping.

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

when that drake-doing it wrong comes on though...that was the song that was playing when that news hit...