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I paid a chicks car note for 8 months. We were just really cool and I never even got a kiss or even got to ride in her car. This was in 2009 and she had a 2008 BMW 335




sike!....Im bullshytting
 
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GoFlipAPack said:
I paid a chicks car note for 8 months. We were just really cool and I never even got a kiss or even got to ride in her car. This was in 2009 and she had a 2008 BMW 335




sike!....Im bullshytting
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:wow: I been there breh. I simped on this chick extra hard. Went to visit her for a weekend. Showed up with flowers and all. Was getting ready to take it down the first night, she goes "You can sleep in the bed with me, but don't touch me." I didn't take it seriously. On the inside, I was like " FINALLY IT'S GONNA HAPPEN." :blessed:

Mind you I was trying to get at her for a year at that time and have never kissed her or nothing :snoop:

So we get in the bed and I try to spoon up. Long story short she made me sleep on her floor. :beli:

Entire weekend went like that, and I still wined and dined her. :mindblown:

It gets worst, when I made it back home, I mailed her some diamond and pearl earrings :damn:

I feel disgusted even thinking about that shyt, breh. I didn't hear from her or see her until about 3 months later. And, I was still simping. Got damn!:damn:

Then I made the inevitable drunk phone call, telling her all my feeling. Her simple reply, "I only look at you like a friend." That was that. Then a week or so later I seen a her post on facebook a pic with some NBA nikka. I'm not gonna mention him, but he had just signed a huge contract.

I knew in my heart that nikka smashed without putting in a second of work. That was latter confirmed by a mutual friend. nikka had her coming to his mansion everyday. Then I heard about other NBA nikkas and a well known rapper she was fukking with. Had me drinking Henny in the dark listening to shyt like this:



Breh, I was so far gone with this shyt. That chick belonged to the game, but my young ass still believed in love stories. After, I snapped out of that I became straight :demonic:. Wasn't even keeping contact with any chick if I didn't smash that week.
 
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ALWTHEGOGETTA said:
One of my many simp crimes happened when met this chick again, whom I haven't since high school. When I when I saw her again, my simping crimes began. We started talking about the days in high school, and I asked her was she single, and she said she had a daughter and her baby daddy was on and off. When told me that, I asked for her number anyway, knowing I would probably get my heart broken in the end.

My simping highlights:
-Was calling her everyday and asking for a relationship, even though her and the baby daddy was on and off.
-Was viciously texting her at least 30 times a day, seven days a week, saying I love you, and will treat you better than that no good man.
-Use to listen to her problems about how her man was mistreating.
-Buying her salads almost everyday from this doughnut shop after class.
-Took her out to dinner at this Chinese restaurant my dad works at.
-Bought her $100 vacuum cleaner for her birthday.
-Use to do her homework for her, even though she paid me.
-Took her out to Shoneys and took her to the movies afterwards to see The Final Destination. And I paid for everything like the simp I am.
-Wrote her a letter explaining how I will be a good man to her and her daughter.
-Use to wash car for her.
- Repeated the same process for three years and still did not get a relationship or the nookie.

I finally opened my eyes and told her to go hell and find her another sucker to tease. Every since then, I have never let a woman make a fool out of me, because I can smell their bullshyt from a mile away. Especially these females with kids.
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You did this for three years! :merchant:
He was probably bonin at least 5 times a week
I bet she showed him those I love you texts
 
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ThaBoyBam said:
:wow: I been there breh. I simped on this chick extra hard. Went to visit her for a weekend. Showed up with flowers and all. Was getting ready to take it down the first night, she goes "You can sleep in the bed with me, but don't touch me." I didn't take it seriously. On the inside, I was like " FINALLY IT'S GONNA HAPPEN." :blessed:

Mind you I was trying to get at her for a year at that time and have never kissed her or nothing :snoop:

So we get in the bed and I try to spoon up. Long story short she made me sleep on her floor. :beli:

Entire weekend went like that, and I still wined and dined her. :mindblown:

It gets worst, when I made it back home, I mailed her some diamond and pearl earrings :damn:

I feel disgusted even thinking about that shyt, breh. I didn't hear from her or see her until about 3 months later. And, I was still simping. Got damn!:damn:

Then I made the inevitable drunk phone call, telling her all my feeling. Her simple reply, "I only look at you like a friend." That was that. Then a week or so later I seen a her post on facebook a pic with some NBA nikka. I'm not gonna mention him, but he had just signed a huge contract.

I knew in my heart that nikka smashed without putting in a second of work. That was latter confirmed by a mutual friend. nikka had her coming to his mansion everyday. Then I heard about other NBA nikkas and a well known rapper she was fukking with. Had me drinking Henny in the dark listening to shyt like this:



Breh, I was so far gone with this shyt. That chick belonged to the game, but my young ass still believed in love stories. After, I snapped out of that I became straight :demonic:. Wasn't even keeping contact with any chick if I didn't smash that week.
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As leat you wisened up. What ever happened to said harlot?
 
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I bought my wife a wedding ring. That is the most simppish shyt I've done in my life. fukk all you bytch-ass simps ruining the game for all the other guys in the world.
 
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ALWTHEGOGETTA said:
One of my many simp crimes happened when met this chick again, whom I haven't since high school. When I when I saw her again, my simping crimes began. We started talking about the days in high school, and I asked her was she single, and she said she had a daughter and her baby daddy was on and off. When told me that, I asked for her number anyway, knowing I would probably get my heart broken in the end.

My simping highlights:
-Was calling her everyday and asking for a relationship, even though her and the baby daddy was on and off.
-Was viciously texting her at least 30 times a day, seven days a week, saying I love you, and will treat you better than that no good man.
-Use to listen to her problems about how her man was mistreating.
-Buying her salads almost everyday from this doughnut shop after class.
-Took her out to dinner at this Chinese restaurant my dad works at.
-Bought her $100 vacuum cleaner for her birthday.
-Use to do her homework for her, even though she paid me.
-Took her out to Shoneys and took her to the movies afterwards to see The Final Destination. And I paid for everything like the simp I am.
-Wrote her a letter explaining how I will be a good man to her and her daughter.
-Use to wash car for her.
- Repeated the same process for three years and still did not get a relationship or the nookie.

I finally opened my eyes and told her to go hell and find her another sucker to tease. Every since then, I have never let a woman make a fool out of me, because I can smell their bullshyt from a mile away. Especially these females with kids.
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:whew::dahell::damn:



also:

Took her out to dinner at this Chinese restaurant my dad works at.
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:pachaha: well that must have been awkward. Was pops serving you guys? :heh:
 
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