A Song of Ice & Fire by George R.R. Martin: Book Discussion Thread

[Adam3000]

Yeah it consumes my soul. Its the only thing preventing me from suicide.

If George never finishes the story I might even live to see my grandkids.

 

[MidniteJay]

You want to spoil yourself. Read the books, at least it's more educational than looking at wikis or waiting for the TV show.

The show seems to be moving at a much quicker pace than I expected this season- you think the Nights Watch giving Jon that Oz style shanking is gonna be the penultimate episode in season 5?

Oz style? They did that nikka like Olmos in American Me.

 

[Majestyx]

Jokes on me? I Don't give a fukk bruh, its a tv show. You really live for this show huh?

i feel you breh. i dont give a fukk about 'spoiling' the story for myself. its just not that deep. I find it the be pretty entertaining, but not amazing. i find it hilarious how people be acting about spoilers. its just some book/tv show AND on top of all that, that old ass white man is slow and OLD. you muthafukkas might not get that last book in proper form. all might get I Robot'd and get inferior shyt if he dies which would suck dikk

 

[T-K-G]

nikkas in the show thread mentioning Jon + Azor Ahai and making theories of stannis riding to the wall without the show even hinting at it

i feel you breh. i dont give a fukk about 'spoiling' the story for myself. its just not that deep. I find it the be pretty entertaining, but not amazing. i find it hilarious how people be acting about spoilers. its just some book/tv show AND on top of all that, that old ass white man is slow and OLD. you muthafukkas might not get that last book in proper form. all might get I Robot'd and get inferior shyt if he dies which would suck dikk

i agree @Adam3000 be on some extra'd out stan steez sometimes when it comes to this particular story, but everybody got somethin that they're a major fanboy about so it's whatever

i just enjoy reading when people act like opening a book is gonna kill them that shyt just doesn't register in my brain, especially when they dedicate 4-5 hours a day basically reading through the coli, the logic just dont add up

althought i will say AFFC by itself felt like a chore the first tiime through :smhcraig: shyt made me fall back

 

[Type Username Here]

They can't leave out this piff from the show:

A thousand years before the conquest a promise was made, and oaths were sworn in the wolf's den before the old gods and the new. When we were sore beset and friendless, hounded from our homes and in peril of our lives, the wolves took us in and nourished us and protected us against our enemies. The city is built upon the land they gave us. In return we swore that we should always be their men. Stark men!

That shyt gets my hyped as hell. If that gets cut I will be upset.

 

[T-K-G]

is this nikka satam completely oblivious cuz he always daps me when i mention nikkas saying slick shyt in the show thread

 

[MidniteJay]

Had to edit one of my posts in the show thread. I honestly thought I posted it here.

 

[Adam3000]

i feel you breh. i dont give a fukk about 'spoiling' the story for myself. its just not that deep.

Read wikipedia summaries of 5000 pages of text then say that the story aint that deep, brehs

i agree @Adam3000 be on some extra'd out stan steez sometimes when it comes to this particular story, but everybody got somethin that they're a major fanboy about so it's whatever

 

[T-K-G]

Had to edit one of my posts in the show thread. I honestly thought I posted it here.

i always check the thread im in multiple times before i post

almost made that mistake last season shyt woulda got demonic

 

[LurkLurker]

Had to edit one of my posts in the show thread. I honestly thought I posted it here.

At least you only dropped some Brown Ben Plumm knowledge that wouldn't make sense to a show watcher anyway. You got that edit in there quick too.

 

[Majestyx]

Read wikipedia summaries of 5000 pages of text then say that the story aint that deep, brehs

i'm not saying the story itself isnt deep, i'm saying i dont give a fukk about the story enough to read it, stanley. never mind me not giving a fukk, you help me not read these damn books with your analysation of shyt.

 

[Adam3000]

Yeah that Brown Ben Plumm shyt probably won't matter anyway because they merged the Second Sons with the Stormcrows. Daario is the leader of the Second Sons. So if anyone betrays Dany, it will be Daario.

 

[MidniteJay]

At least you only dropped some Brown Ben Plumm knowledge that wouldn't make sense to a show watcher anyway. You got that edit in there quick too.

Yeah I had posted that from my phone, had many windows open on the book and show thread, I forgot to check to see if it was the right one. Won't get mad if I'm banned though

 

[KatieGotAzzHairs]

Not gonna lie- show Ramsey is that nikka. He was bout that action when he saw then Ironborn Nikkas in the kennel

Ramsey's a real low down piece of shyt, but in the show he's my real low down piece of shyt. Gotta respect a dude who goes in shirtless to a fight with some boxcar hobo looking island neanderthals. Reminds me of this dude at the park who'd dunk on nikkas while wearing no shoes on a 90 degree day.

 

[MidniteJay]

Ramsey's a real low down piece of shyt, but in the show he's my real low down piece of shyt. Gotta respect a dude who goes in shirtless to a fight with some boxcar hobo looking island neanderthals. Reminds me of this dude at the park who'd dunk on nikkas while wearing no shoes on a 90 degree day.

I find myself over looking a lot of the vile shyt he's done. He's Bronn status for me.