A poem I have written for Alexa Bliss... by SirMo

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Zebruh said:
Got your next poem for Sasha ready.

Dear Ms. I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
This'll be the last poem I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two tweets;
I wrote the @'s up on 'em perfect
So this is my DM I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Boss, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late. I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy follow or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you, Boss, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See, Boss,—shut up bytch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey, Boss, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shyt, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shyt out?
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SirMo said:
I know you're engaged, Alexa Bliss
But on this September night can I steal a kiss?
Can we hold hands and listen to Prince
In the pale moonlight.
I would run you a bath and play your entrance theme
Whilst I shoot photos for National Enquirer magazine.
The headline reads "Five Feet of Fury"
You are too talented to ever appear on Bound for Glory
Forever and a day I will yearn for this
Please Alexa Bliss, can I steal a kiss?

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PLANET FREAK
GIMME A fukkIN PEN

ALEXA BLISS YOU GOT dikk SUCKIN LIPS
LEXA BLISS YOU GOT SOME FAT ASS HIPS
YER FACE IS MESSED BUT YOU GOT BLONDE HAIR
AN YOU GOT MORE LIFE THAN THAT bytch REID FLAIR
YER SKANKIER THAN A AIDS RIDDEN STRIPPER
SO COME WITH ME AN RIDE THE BIG DIPPER

YER HEAD GAMES GREAT BUT YER VOICE IS TRASH
ILL TEAR YER p*ssy UP LIKE QUADS WERE TORN BY NASH
WINE YOU, DINE YOU, 69 YOU
fukk YOU AT SHONEYS THEN STEINER RECLINE YOU

ALL THE bytchES WANT ME
fakkitS WANNA BE ME
AHM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY
HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
 
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Scott_Steiner said:
GIMME A fukkIN PEN

ALEXA BLISS YOU GOT dikk SUCKIN LIPS
LEXA BLISS YOU GOT SOME FAT ASS HIPS
YER FACE IS MESSED BUT YOU GOT BLONDE HAIR
AN YOU GOT MORE LIFE THAN THAT bytch REID FLAIR
YER SKANKIER THAN A AIDS RIDDEN STRIPPER
SO COME WITH ME AN RIDE THE BIG DIPPER

YER HEAD GAMES GREAT BUT YER VOICE IS TRASH
ILL TEAR YER p*ssy UP LIKE QUADS WERE TORN BY NASH
WINE YOU, DINE YOU, 69 YOU
fukk YOU AT SHONEYS THEN STEINER RECLINE YOU

ALL THE bytchES WANT ME
fakkitS WANNA BE ME
AHM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY
HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
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I was dying at the first line but the shyt kept delivering :deadmanny:
 
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