A poem I have written for Alexa Bliss... by SirMo

[Riley Escobar]

Still has me

 

[LastManStanding]

 

[JQ Legend]

Sasha I know you're married and from Boston
But why do you ignore your fans?
I love Eddie Guerrero too,your eyes I could get lost in
Really I could be your man, what part don't you understand?
Sasha you seem stressed
you really shouldn't have married that seamstress
You have me blocked I've DM'd you like Austin, do you really think I'm trash you're tossing?
I'm hurt, I've dream less but last night I had a dream that we mated
I wanted you BAD , I was so elated, I'm sorry I truly felt we were fated
Now I have to go kamikaze on Mikazi who deserves to be hated

How come she don't want me, man?

Edit/

You seem stressed
You shouldn't have married that seamstress

 

[JQ Legend]

Pi'Raw is red
Violence makes you blue
Stephanie McMahon, this poem is for you
You are the billion dollar princess
with stress always on your mind
Let me undress you, stephy baby
and see your nonexistent behind
Jean Paul comes home
but doesnt exactly do you right
With a nose that big
its the only thing pokin you at night
You maybe aging, baby
but you beauty hasnt diminished
Let me pull out my rod and get you over here
like Scorpion's finish
you have 3 beautiful daughters
runnin all around in your house
ill leave you small and deflated
like the implants that left your blouse
So dear ole' Stephanie
takes these words with glee
let me insert my babies
inside your W-W-E

@Zero

I was NOT ready for that

And that Scorpion finish line

But we gone stop fronting like Steph can't get it especially in that gif

And say what yall want bout that 1 AJ Lee Stan but she literally the reason I started watching on the regular after a 15 year hiatus

She easily 1 of the sexiest in ring performers in history

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I was NOT ready for that

And that Scorpion finish line

But we gone stop frnoting like Steph can't get it especially in that gif

And say what yall want but that 1 AJ Lee Stan but she literally the reason I started watching on the regular after a 15 year hiatus

She easily 1 of the sexiest in ring performers in history

I forgot i wrote that

 

[JQ Legend]

Kayla you could have my last name and get rid of Braxton
I wont disrespect you like Corey do Saxton
If u ever read this you'll prolly think that I'm corny
These TSC losers just mad I knew you'd win the whole tourney
They say u don't make them horny, I say they got crazy issues
Every day we wake up I'd try to put a new baby in you

Breh in my sig told me u miss all the shots u don't take

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

YO STEPPIN THROUGH THE TRON, CLOSE FRIENDS WITH LEBRON
IT'S THE NUMBER ONE HEEL IN THE BUSINESS, HULK HOG
CUTTIN PROMOS, NOW THEY CALL ME HOLLYWOOD
COME TO THE HOOD, NOW THEY JUST CALL ME 'WOOD
EASY-E YO, MAN GET THE FINISH CANCELLED
HORACE HOGAN IS MY HAND AND MY HAND'S ON THE PENCIL
SHOOTING ON MICS, WORKING INTO A SHOOT
N.W.O., LEG DROP AND BIG BOOT

AND I'M STILL SWERVING THE SLOBS, PEACE
TO ALL THE JABRONIES DOING JOBS
AND IT'S DRIVING THE MARKS CRAZY
BETTER RATINGS THAN SMACKDOWN, BAAAABY
UHH, RED AND BLACK AND BEHIND THE REF TAG IN
I BET YOU DON'T WANNA SEE THE H O TO THE G
AND YOU CAN'T SEE, LIKE CENA JOHNNY
MY MOTHAfukkIN HOMIE EASY-E
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T fukk WITH MY fukkIN' DISCIPLE
THAT'S MY HOMIE AND YOU KNOW HE'S ED LESLIE

NITRO ALWAYS ENDS THE SAME, MAN
BEAT 'EM DOWN THEN SPRAY 'EM WITH THE MOTHAfukkIN GIMMICK, MAN

IT'S LIKE ONE AND TO THE TWO AND TWO AND TO THE THREE
FANS WE'LL SEE YOU ON THUNDER, GO BUY OUR fukkING TEE

i made good posts back in those days

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

You liiiiiied to me
My friend Bill at school said wrestling's fake
You liiiiiied to me
Yes I cried, oh I criiiiiiied

Return of the mark
c'mon
Retuuuurn of the mark
Oh no
Retuuuuuuuurn of the mark
You know that I got wo-ooo-ooorked

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I was NOT ready for that

And that Scorpion finish line

But we gone stop fronting like Steph can't get it especially in that gif

And say what yall want bout that 1 AJ Lee Stan but she literally the reason I started watching on the regular after a 15 year hiatus

She easily 1 of the sexiest in ring performers in history

History? Damn

She still holding up? pointless bump