A poem I have written for Alexa Bliss... by SirMo

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The_Unchosen_One

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*sips 5th glass of $700 Wine*

It's a Tuesday night, after a glass of wine or three
Hunter called and said to watch the network of WWE
It's 205 Live, wouldn't you know
I knew I had to get more Merlot
People without a care, flying through the air
But on the mic, they had the charisma of a chair
Void of personality, it's insane
I called up Hunter to voice my complaints
"Hunter, what the fukk is this flippy shyt?"
"Kev, the Cruiserweight Classic was a big hit"
I hung up the phone, blaming a loud widget
How can he be so obsessed with vanilla midgets?
This show needs help, I can bring it back to life
One by one, each midget gets a jacknife
"Wah Wah Wah" says an internet whiner
Mark, no one on the show is a headliner
All are irrelevant like @Scott_Steiner
Morale of the story, and this might get me some heat
You don't matter in wrestling if you're under 6 feet




@Hogan in the Wolfpac
@Nature Boy Ric Flair
@Scott_Steiner

You all have any gems? :feedme:
 

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@Scott_Steiner already did
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and it was glorious!!!!
:heh: smashing at Shoney's
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GIMME A fukkIN PEN

ALEXA BLISS YOU GOT dikk SUCKIN LIPS
LEXA BLISS YOU GOT SOME FAT ASS HIPS
YER FACE IS MESSED BUT YOU GOT BLONDE HAIR
AN YOU GOT MORE LIFE THAN THAT bytch REID FLAIR
YER SKANKIER THAN A AIDS RIDDEN STRIPPER
SO COME WITH ME AN RIDE THE BIG DIPPER

YER HEAD GAMES GREAT BUT YER VOICE IS TRASH
ILL TEAR YER p*ssy UP LIKE QUADS WERE TORN BY NASH
WINE YOU, DINE YOU, 69 YOU
fukk YOU AT SHONEYS THEN STEINER RECLINE YOU

ALL THE bytchES WANT ME
fakkitS WANNA BE ME
AHM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY
HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
 

Berniewood Hogan

IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
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YO STEPPIN THROUGH THE TRON, CLOSE FRIENDS WITH LEBRON
IT'S THE NUMBER ONE HEEL IN THE BUSINESS, HULK HOG
CUTTIN PROMOS, NOW THEY CALL ME HOLLYWOOD
COME TO THE HOOD, NOW THEY JUST CALL ME 'WOOD
EASY-E YO, MAN GET THE FINISH CANCELLED
HORACE HOGAN IS MY HAND AND MY HAND'S ON THE PENCIL
SHOOTING ON MICS, WORKING INTO A SHOOT
N.W.O., LEG DROP AND BIG BOOT

AND I'M STILL SWERVING THE SLOBS, PEACE
TO ALL THE JABRONIES DOING JOBS
AND IT'S DRIVING THE MARKS CRAZY
BETTER RATINGS THAN SMACKDOWN, BAAAABY
UHH, RED AND BLACK AND BEHIND THE REF TAG IN
I BET YOU DON'T WANNA SEE THE H O TO THE G
AND YOU CAN'T SEE, LIKE CENA JOHNNY
MY MOTHAfukkIN HOMIE EASY-E
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T fukk WITH MY fukkIN' DISCIPLE
THAT'S MY HOMIE AND YOU KNOW HE'S ED LESLIE

NITRO ALWAYS ENDS THE SAME, MAN
BEAT 'EM DOWN THEN SPRAY 'EM WITH THE MOTHAfukkIN GIMMICK, MAN

IT'S LIKE ONE AND TO THE TWO AND TWO AND TO THE THREE
FANS WE'LL SEE YOU ON THUNDER, GO BUY OUR fukkING TEE
 

Francis White

i been away to long, my feeling died.
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:laff::deadmanny: you sir are too much to be true. :salute:
I am too GOOD to be true...as in, I would treat AJ so good that she would be spoiled like the beautiful queen that she is. I would dote on her and wait on her hand and foot. I have never, and will never I'm sure, get to even smell her pu$$y, much less taste it's sweet tanginess on the tip of my tongue or gently slide my throbbing self inside of her....but I am already pu$$y whipped by the most beautiful women to ever step foot on God's green earth.

Whatever mod banned this piece of filth did us and the entire coli a huge favor. He was putting the coli in a very bad light.
 

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Sasha Banks that p*ssy right :ehh:

Sasha Banks that p*ssy tight :ohlawd:

I will not fukk it on a plane :childplease:

I will not fukk it on a train :what:

Ill take you back to where i live :smugbiden:

Oh shyt. Aint no condoms at the crib :patrice:

Wait ill just run to the sto :troll:

But then you wont be wet no mo :ohhh:

I dont usually do this but i guess you right :lolbron:

Il have to fukk it raw tonight :demonic:





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Why did I read this in chief keef voice

:laff:
 
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