Thispathetic. take this shyt over to the cuckolds at wreddit
Thispathetic. take this shyt over to the cuckolds at wreddit
*sips 5th glass of $700 Wine*
It's a Tuesday night, after a glass of wine or three
Hunter called and said to watch the network of WWE
It's 205 Live, wouldn't you know
I knew I had to get more Merlot
People without a care, flying through the air
But on the mic, they had the charisma of a chair
Void of personality, it's insane
I called up Hunter to voice my complaints
"Hunter, what the fukk is this flippy shyt?"
"Kev, the Cruiserweight Classic was a big hit"
I hung up the phone, blaming a loud widget
How can he be so obsessed with vanilla midgets?
This show needs help, I can bring it back to life
One by one, each midget gets a jacknife
"Wah Wah Wah" says an internet whiner
Mark, no one on the show is a headliner
All are irrelevant like @Scott_Steiner
Morale of the story, and this might get me some heat
You don't matter in wrestling if you're under 6 feet
@Scott_Steiner already did
GIMME A fukkIN PEN
ALEXA BLISS YOU GOT dikk SUCKIN LIPS
LEXA BLISS YOU GOT SOME FAT ASS HIPS
YER FACE IS MESSED BUT YOU GOT BLONDE HAIR
AN YOU GOT MORE LIFE THAN THAT bytch REID FLAIR
YER SKANKIER THAN A AIDS RIDDEN STRIPPER
SO COME WITH ME AN RIDE THE BIG DIPPER
YER HEAD GAMES GREAT BUT YER VOICE IS TRASH
ILL TEAR YER p*ssy UP LIKE QUADS WERE TORN BY NASH
WINE YOU, DINE YOU, 69 YOU
fukk YOU AT SHONEYS THEN STEINER RECLINE YOU
ALL THE bytchES WANT ME
fakkitS WANNA BE ME
AHM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY
HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
What the fu........Nah, that wasn’t it.
THIS is one I’m talking about. I gotta cleanse myself after digging for this.
* AJ LEE APPRECIATION THREAD*
Just let me die right here
Sasha Banks that p*ssy right
Sasha Banks that p*ssy tight
I will not fukk it on a plane
I will not fukk it on a train
Ill take you back to where i live
Oh shyt. Aint no condoms at the crib
Wait ill just run to the sto
But then you wont be wet no mo
I dont usually do this but i guess you right
Il have to fukk it raw tonight
Nah, that wasn’t it.
THIS is one I’m talking about. I gotta cleanse myself after digging for this.
* AJ LEE APPRECIATION THREAD*
Just let me die right here
What the hellNah, that wasn’t it.
THIS is one I’m talking about. I gotta cleanse myself after digging for this.
* AJ LEE APPRECIATION THREAD*
Just let me die right here
Wow what a powerfully emotional poem
4.75/5