Cattle Mutilation
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Ren Narita needs new ring gear and a new haircut. Man 25 years old but presents himself like he's 50.
[7/15 - 8-13]NJPW Presents: G1 Climax 33
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ZZZAnada still got nothing. 
I saw a shampoo commercial with Just 5 Guys earlier. If this non-emoting motherfukker wasn;t cheesing like his life depended on it over some conditioner.
There's legitimate heels that I don't dislike as much as this dude.
It feels like they have to nerf everyone around him because if not he's getting outshone. Shingo is doing nothing and this clowncake is closing the show?
Nah, fam. Nah
I saw a shampoo commercial with Just 5 Guys earlier. If this non-emoting motherfukker wasn;t cheesing like his life depended on it over some conditioner.
There's legitimate heels that I don't dislike as much as this dude.
It feels like they have to nerf everyone around him because if not he's getting outshone. Shingo is doing nothing and this clowncake is closing the show?
Nah, fam. Nah
Wrong thread.
Jmare007
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It's still sad seeing day 1 of the G1 not get a sellout, all those empty seats in Hokkaido were 
Shota Umino vs Ren Narita - G1 Climax 2023, Block A Day 1
Good draw. The weakest part of the match were the first 3-5 minutes were they based it on strike exchanges that neither of them know how to pull off yet. Shota seemed like the more polished, "ready" performer of the two, but I liked Narita's focus on leg work and the different stuff he did to work that body part.
Yota Tsuji vs Kaito Kiyomiya - G1 Climax 2023, Block A Day 1
In a vacuum, there was nothing wrong with this match. In context though, they kinda fukked up working the same type of match that Umino and Narita did, Kiyomiya working the leg and the figure four were the same thing fans saw early on the show, someone should've stepped up and fix that one. Yota truly has IT man, he's got the look, the mannerism, the offense and he sells very well. Didn't see dude coming and he's 2 for 2 this year for me. I thought Kaito whiffed on this one, Tsuji was ready to have a heated interpromotional match but Kiyomiya worked a regular tournament match. Which again, it's not like there's something wrong with that, but they could've had a great little match and decided to take a different route.
Shota just needs to learn how to throw a damn elbow. It took Tanahashi some years too but he better put more juice into them strikes if he wants to be make that final leap. Everything else he seems to have a good grasp of, I hope Yota showing up and crushing the buildings puts some urgency on our young breh. Their match against each other in this tournament has become my most anticipated, really looking forward to what they can do
Shota Umino vs Ren Narita - G1 Climax 2023, Block A Day 1
Good draw. The weakest part of the match were the first 3-5 minutes were they based it on strike exchanges that neither of them know how to pull off yet. Shota seemed like the more polished, "ready" performer of the two, but I liked Narita's focus on leg work and the different stuff he did to work that body part.
Yota Tsuji vs Kaito Kiyomiya - G1 Climax 2023, Block A Day 1
In a vacuum, there was nothing wrong with this match. In context though, they kinda fukked up working the same type of match that Umino and Narita did, Kiyomiya working the leg and the figure four were the same thing fans saw early on the show, someone should've stepped up and fix that one. Yota truly has IT man, he's got the look, the mannerism, the offense and he sells very well. Didn't see dude coming and he's 2 for 2 this year for me. I thought Kaito whiffed on this one, Tsuji was ready to have a heated interpromotional match but Kiyomiya worked a regular tournament match. Which again, it's not like there's something wrong with that, but they could've had a great little match and decided to take a different route.
20 minute time limit a cotdamn godsendThe 20 minute time limit is absolutely the best thing NJPW did in a while. It made two matches better because of it.
Shooter/Narita was by far the match of the night.
@Jmare007 our boy has finally arrived.
NJPW making the new three musketeers was a good move. The crowd was behind all three.
Shota just needs to learn how to throw a damn elbow. It took Tanahashi some years too but he better put more juice into them strikes if he wants to be make that final leap. Everything else he seems to have a good grasp of, I hope Yota showing up and crushing the buildings puts some urgency on our young breh. Their match against each other in this tournament has become my most anticipated, really looking forward to what they can do
Taichi did it, some traditions are not meant to be brokenGotta wonder if Taichi or O-Khan get the mandatory Day 1 upset
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I got through night 1. Yota vs. Kaito and Ospreay vs. Taichi were both 'bangers' lol. For real tho
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Starting night 2
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I know Ishii getting up there but I don't buy David Finley 
MenacingMonk
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Eddie/Shingo delivered.
Interested to see how Tana works in this tourney. He looked better in this match.
Really surprised at some of the winners.
Interested to see how Tana works in this tourney. He looked better in this match.
Really surprised at some of the winners.
PlayerNinety_Nine
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ZSJ vs Yano might be the most fukkery I've seen in a match since....
Yano's match on Night 2
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I really don't understand why I like Yano and his foolishness but here I am yet again like