6 Figures 6 Certs Random Thoughts Thread

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i think i'm a LinkedIn snob, I don't accept random networking invites if I don't feel they bring a quality network to the table - not having "these people" gain access to my network with no benefit to me :mjpls:

i also don't want to connect to you random sales people trying to sell me a product...nah :stop:
 

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i think i'm a LinkedIn snob, I don't accept random networking invites if I don't feel they bring a quality network to the table - not having "these people" gain access to my network with no benefit to me :mjpls:

i also don't want to connect to you random sales people trying to sell me a product...nah :stop:

snobs don't use linkedin.
 

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Speaking of LinkedIN, these recruiters started up again after being dormant for a month.

They all talmbout "I know things ay be a bit chaotic over there given recent news, have you considered exploring other career opportunities? We have the perfect role for you at DUFF Beer and would love to interview you. When are you available?" :feedme:

One recruiter aint even have a job title or posting included in her linkedin message :childplease:
 

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i think i'm a LinkedIn snob, I don't accept random networking invites if I don't feel they bring a quality network to the table - not having "these people" gain access to my network with no benefit to me :mjpls:

i also don't want to connect to you random sales people trying to sell me a product...nah :stop:

im starting to be that way too...the worst is the one who is an alum that wants to connect but once they do they use that as a pitch to sell you on to a service they are peddling :hhh:
 

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My old team had a huge habit of hoping on zoom calls and watching one another work on stuff. I don't particularly like that style of work. I mean in the initial phase, sure, but not for every little change.

Working on this survey project where the attorneys are rated on a series of questions 1-5. Each question belongs to a subgroup. Dude handling the data created a max score field for each question based on the number of attorney's. He was asked to create a max score field for each subgroup and he wanted to hop on a zoom meeting.

I was away from my computer, but I tell him the max score for the subgroup will be the count of questions in each group * max rating * count of attorneys. He's still trying to meet and I know it's so I can watch him update this SQL and I don't want to do that :heh:
 

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My LinkedIN feed is filled with a bunch of recruiters/sourcers that were laid off from my company yesterday. Some of them I was in e-mail threads with the previous day.

Some had just gotten promoted 2 weeks ago. Terrible or good timing depending on how you look at it.
 

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My LinkedIN feed is filled with a bunch of recruiters/sourcers that were laid off from my company yesterday. Some of them I was in e-mail threads with the previous day.

Some had just gotten promoted 2 weeks ago. Terrible or good timing depending on how you look at it.
was coming in here to see if that impacted you at all...sad times and still looks like Elon trying to get out the deal, just fukked with yall whole company and stock price for shyts and giggles only to seem to be trying to back down. like that shyt shouldn't even be possible
 

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was coming in here to see if that impacted you at all...sad times and still looks like Elon trying to get out the deal, just fukked with yall whole company and stock price for shyts and giggles only to seem to be trying to back down. like that shyt shouldn't even be possible
I wasnt impacted, aside from having less recruiters hitting me up to approve their offers. But it was jarring, cuz I was on vacay Tuesday & Wednesday, responding to a few of them and approving stuff in my queue before fully returning on Thursday.

Was even in a back and forth with a recruiter in UK Thursday morning, then saw the news around noon. Then learned in the afternoon that the UK recruiter was laid off.

shyt some of the folks that got laid off, I signed off on promo increases on Tuesday. So at least their severance was based on their new salary.


Elon is not getting out of the deal, its all bullshyt he and his team is putting on social media. but given our hiring freeze, recruiters been sitting on their hands for 3 months with no work. This was inevitable.


Sidenote: My boss/friend wants to start applying for Head of Total Rewards roles....I'm not there yet. I have little benefits experience. My next role is Head of Global Comp somewhere....maybe pre-IPO tech company. Got calls with 2 recruiters that hit me up on LinkedIN next week, we'll see.
 
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I don't post here very often if at all so I'd thought I'd basically share my story because I'm bored at work.

I was working in Operations over 2 years ago. My old manager from my first job IT job offered me a Cyber Security Analyst position at this new spot they were building from the ground up. He remembered my work ethic and thought I'd be perfect. I told him I don't have any certs or any background in CS but he said I wouldn't need it. I knew I reached my peak at my current position so I took it. Everything was going great, the Engineers taught me a lot, I was just doing level 1 stuff like monitor security tools, did slight searches in Splunk. Used Crowdstrike for malware analysis. Used tenable.io, mimecast for phishing purposes. Recategorize/unblock URLs. VERY SIMPLE STUFF right? Everyone looked out for me and my training. Then my manager got promoted...

I was given a new manager and in our very first meeting he changed my job completely. I went to Risk Analyst. I was in a team of two people now. My coworker was the Head of IT wife. She also was a student of my new manager. Nepotism at it's finest. This lady was completely useless, I had to teach her how to copy and paste a URL into a spreadsheet. I'm serious. I had no former training for this position and was thrown in head first. This job was absolutely the worst and what made it bad is every time I was clueless about something I would have to go to my boss and ask for help. He had the worst attitude with me. Eventually they kept giving me more and more Risk related task to do. I was fed up and felt like I was placed in a position to fail. So I asked my manager why did they move me from CS to Risk? And this nikka said, because I didn't have a Security+ Cert. :martin: (liar)

That Friday they held a meeting with me and my coworker and told me I would be in charge of managing ServiceNow next week. I had no experience or training. They told my coworker she would be my backup but she didn't really have to help or attend meetings if she didn't want to. I was beyond fed up. I thought the weekend would cool me off but it didn't. I called HR on Sunday and resigned, told them to not expect me on Monday. Straight up quit.

This was late November 2021, I had more than enough in savings to hold me over. I went on Indeed, Glassdoor etc and looked up the requirements for jobs I wanted to do and just kept counting. In first place was Security+ in second was CEH in third was CISSP, after that was CySA, CISM, CISA and CASP. So I studied and got my Security+ by late January, took me two tries. I went back looking for jobs thinking I was the shyt now cause I had a cert. That was not the case. A lot of jobs in my area require a Security Clearance. It was tough having less than a year of cybersecurity experience and no clearance. So I took a position that was less than aka a step back in my career. They are getting me a clearance though! Right now I have my interim clearance to do my job but probably won't have my full security clearance FOR A WHILE, last guy said it took them a year. I'm also in a scif so... no phone. So I sit here and I study. I got my CEH next. So now the day I get my clearance I'm OUT OF HERE lol. No offense but this place (while cool) is beneath me.

Anyway, that old manager fired me up. It was the ultimately I took that personal meme. I feel by this time next year I'll have at least 3-4 certs AND a clearance. I took my old gaming PC out the closet and started using it as a home lab. Nothing serious at all but just to keep my mind in the cyber security space. 6 figures, 6 certs, 6 feet here I come! Lol

TLDR; Got a CS job then got moved to Risk. Manager was an ass. I quit. Studied. Getting my certs up and the future looks bright.
Update to the section in red. I came in today and guess what. My manager offered me his job :dead:

I did as little amount of shyt as possible, putting my head down trying not to stand out, literally acting clueless when I knew answers. Because I know I'm only here for the clearance and I STILL impressed these people.

:ohlawd: How Sway?
 

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Happy Monday! Don't second guess yourself, whatever you decide stick with that shyt and see how it plays out.
I got 2 interviews this week and ain't prepared for them at all
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Happy Monday! Don't second guess yourself, whatever you decide stick with that shyt and see how it plays out.
True words. Despite the bombshell 3L0N Must dropped on my head Friday morning, I'm like.......meh

Talking to 2 different recruiters today, another 1 tomorrow. I don't want to leave (I like my company, my bosses, my team, and my role...not to mention they put golden handcuffs on me), but I owe it to myself to look around. 2 weeks and I'll have a year at a tech company, time to see what other tech companies are offering.
 

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True words. Despite the bombshell 3L0N Must dropped on my head Friday morning, I'm like.......meh

Talking to 2 different recruiters today, another 1 tomorrow. I don't want to leave (I like my company, my bosses, my team, and my role...not to mention they put golden handcuffs on me), but I owe it to myself to look around. 2 weeks and I'll have a year at a tech company, time to see what other tech companies are offering.
Baby daddy musket is a hot ass mess! I agree you owe it to yourself, especially with a year coming up. You don't have to commit to anything either, just see what's out there for now.


I got 2 interviews this week and ain't prepared for them at all
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You'll be ready. The interviewers are the ones not ready for you!!
 

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Baby daddy musket is a hot ass mess! I agree you owe it to yourself, especially with a year coming up. You don't have to commit to anything either, just see what's out there for now.



You'll be ready. The interviewers are the ones not ready for you!!
I checked my calendar and have one more day than I thought. Looks like I'm getting paid to try and get a new job this week :mjgrin:
 
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