Had an interview yesterday for some shyt I applied to over a month ago. Interest had had been lost in the job once I turned my focus elsewhere but I figured I'd still go thru the motions, not burn any bridges, get some more interview experience, blah blah blah. Mannn, that shyt was hilarious and sad at the same time. This nikka gave me a list of acronyms and told me he knew for a fact I would miss a certain one then was appalled when I actually knew it. Then he asked me a question about what's people's biggest misconception about me; And after I gave him a stupid dope answer, he gon' say, "well, I'll tell you MY misconception. I looked at you when you first walked in and thought to myself, what could this guy possibly know, but I have to tell you, you blew my socks off"
I wanted to say so bad, "why, cuz I'm a black male, old man?
" Like, if this silly fool took 2 secs to actually go thru my resume before I came in instead of going over it WHILE we're interviewing, he would've known I ain't new to this, I'm true to it
Ain't want the job anyway cuz it ain't what I'm particularly looking for now, but he want me to come back for a 2nd interview to meet with some more higher ups cuz he feel like I would fit a position that pay more money after interviewing me
I still probably won't take the job but I figured if they offer, I'ma respond with something asinine just cuz of old boy's fukkery to see how far they'll go. Gotta overcharge nikkas for what they did to the Cold Crush after some bull shyt like that
Oh, you offering me the job for 50K a year? I need 60.
Oh, you offering me 60? I was thinking a little closer to 70 with a few more extra days of PTO cuz