2024 United States Presidential Election Megathread

[the artist known az]

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MAGA Mike Johnson (R-LA) on a hot mic saying that Trump's top priority if he is elected is to dismantle the Affordable Care Act. VOTEHarris/Walz and Dems down ballot to keep /search?q=#MAGAHandsOffHealthCare




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He swears he's Boehner or Eric Canter.

 

[Bleed The Freak]

Just so we're clear

-Republicans can routinely diss blue states and call them hell holes and crime infested areas. (California, NY, Chicago, Detroit)
- diss gay, black and minority people with almost every other breath
- routinely call people predators or sexual deviants
- call foreign countries with minorities shyt holes

But the second somebody throws it back in their face for what they really are and now people got to be all up in their arms apologizing and crying and wanting apologies.

Bytch shyt

 

[Dameon Farrow]

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@RonFilipkowski
They are firebombing ballot drop boxes, electioneering and yelling at polling locations, stealing ballots from testing sites, while pulling a machete on Harris voters, and Trump is screaming and yelling that Democrats are cheating.

This is MAGA.



2/11
@FredHeitman

Let’s elect Harris/Walz and defeat Project 2025!
/search?q=#HarrisWalz2024
/search?q=#defeatProject2025



3/11
@Snarky_Bassist
He knows he’s losing

4/11
@ColinJ1992
Every MAGA accusation is a confession.



5/11
@betterman4evr
Inflation is down, GDP growth is up, but milk costs a little more so let’s install the incoherent fascist



6/11
@Brian9665781821
Unfortunately we know many of the tactics they will use to corrupt and influence the election. They cannot succeed!



7/11
@Autismbuckleup
Our governor has called in the national guard on election day.
After trump supporters are targetting cars with Harris stickers & throwing trash & feces at people with harris attire. Taking yard signs and throwing thru windows.

8/11
@NorthstarJohnny
This is MAGA losing!



9/11
@MullicaMichelle
The cheaters are the MAGA cult.

10/11
@TMichaelsAuthor
MAGA - Part of Domestic Terrorism since 2016. And the only party trying to steal an election. Total garbage - that's right, I said it.



11/11
@HarrisonBecker7
He is losing. Let’s make sure he definitively loses in 6 days.




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Accusations == admissions of guilt

 

[BuckFilly]

Damn why i never see yall in Trump or Maga threads giving them smoke

 

[dj-method-x]

I'm worried. these polls are way too tight for my liking. She's solidly down in AZ and GA. She needs to sweep WI, Michigan, and Penn. Any loss in any of those and Trump wins. Right now she's running 3-6 point points behind where Biden was this time last election in all 3.

Not reassuring.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

I'm worried. these polls are way too tight for my liking. She's solidly down in AZ and GA. She needs to sweep WI, Michigan, and Penn. Any loss in any of those and Trump wins. Right now she's running 3-6 point points behind where Biden was this time last election in all 3.

Not reassuring.

Polls aren't worth a plug nickel. You'll see on the 6th.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I'm worried. these polls are way too tight for my liking. She's solidly down in AZ and GA. She needs to sweep WI, Michigan, and Penn. Any loss in any of those and Trump wins. Right now she's running 3-6 point points behind where Biden was this time last election in all 3.

Not reassuring.

Polls don’t matter 7 days away

Polling from a month ago was more accurate

 

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VOTER FRAUD ALERT: A coordinated, multi state attack has burned hundreds of ballots in Oregon & Washington. This is very probable part of Trump team strategy to cast a shadow of a doubt on the 2024 elections and start the J6 again




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[Tony D'Amato]

Auntie

 

[TheJet]

hendricks county humane society

It's looking distasteful...

 

[Samori Toure]

I'm worried. these polls are way too tight for my liking. She's solidly down in AZ and GA. She needs to sweep WI, Michigan, and Penn. Any loss in any of those and Trump wins. Right now she's running 3-6 point points behind where Biden was this time last election in all 3.

Not reassuring.

Just get ready for the complete comedy show coming on Tuesday night. Pure comedy.

 

[Bleed The Freak]

Just get ready for the complete comedy show coming on Tuesday night. Pure comedy.

Oh we ain't seen nothing yet.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Just finished voting......in and out less than 10 minutes......been over a decade since I voted in person.......shyt feels good......that orange bytch going to jail!! Now I won't die.......thanks Diddy!!

 

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Our Presidents used to speak like adults. Don't let a man who whines like a child ever hold that office again.




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1/11
@7Veritas4
In a nutshell...

2/11
@GaryGSaenz
My only regret is that President Biden doesn't endorse a product that they can burn!



3/11
@7Veritas4
He should endorse the crap that Trump hocks every day and really confuse them.



4/11
@EverGrowMary
Exactly

5/11
@Bill43111
People that love Trump’s trash talk shouldn’t mind being called garbage supporters.



6/11
@mguzmanve
MAGA is just using this to control the damage related to Puerto . We are not going back!



7/11
@prolibshow
Only garbage people would vote for an adjudicated rapist who stole nuclear secrets



8/11
@StrictlyChristo
“Hey man! we are allowed to call Puerto Ricans ‘garbage,’ but you can’t call us ‘garbage,’ or we are gonna go all shocked Pikachu face on you for it!”



9/11
@ZionDarkwood
How the fukk dare Joe Biden act like a fukking human!

Trump can be a stupid ass toddler every single day and the MAGA Nazis don’t say shyt, but when Joe Biden finally speaks his mind these fukking MAGA Nazis act like the little bytches they are.

fukk Trump and his MAGA Nazis!



10/11
@NexGenRecon
End the wars and make food affordable again! /search?q=#Trump2024



11/11
@Habs_1
Biden’s reference of garbage was to the demonization of Latinos and not the supporters themselves.

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