2024 United States Presidential Election Megathread

Most Important Election of Our Lives

  • Yes

    Votes: 103 59.9%
  • Nígga Please

    Votes: 69 40.1%

  • Total voters
    172
  • Poll closed .

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1/21
@keithboykin
The Los Angeles Times editorial board was preparing to endorse Kamala Harris for president, but then the owner of the paper ordered them not to make any endorsement in the most consequential election on the ballot.

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/los-angeles-times-wont-make-endorsement-for-president-report-says



2/21
@JournalistJG
Message to owner Patrick Soon-Shiong of the struggling, soon to be boycotted LA Times:
On behalf of the people of California & your hard working staff: Go f-ck yourself!
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/los-angeles-times-wont-make-endorsement-for-president-report-says/



3/21
@CadetBoneySpurs
Another goddamned South African billionaire.



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4/21
@bluepolitics_
Cancel your subscriptions to the Los Angeles Times.



5/21
@RoninJoey
Also his daughter is a Jill Stein voter, I believe.

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One imagines it’s worth looking into Patrick Soon-Shiong’s ties to Peter Thiel.


6/21
@stephenhjohnson
Wonder what him being South African has to do with it?



7/21
@InsideP2025
What a coward



8/21
@BErickson_BIO
Billionaire Patrick Soon-Shiong owns the Los Angeles Times: PurchaseIn 2018, Soon-Shiong bought the Los Angeles Times for $500 million through his Nant Capital investment fund. RoleSoon-Shiong is the executive chairman and owner of the Los Angeles Times. He has been involved in interfering with editorial decisions, including coverage of his pharma research, home page choices, and FDA approval of a cancer treatment. FamilySoon-Shiong is married to former actress Michele B. Chan, and they have two children, including Nika Soon-Shiong



9/21
@JB326278
The LA Times used to be described as 'worthy but dull'. So much for the worthy part!
Just Vote 💙💙💙💙 and remember that /search?q=#PutinOwnsTrump



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10/21
@Tim_Walz_Tales
Oligarchs need taxed more.



11/21
@TNLiLi
Why endorse the @latimes with subscriptions... or buying their advertisers' products?



12/21
@LMplusG
The LA Times has been bought by the worst publisher/editors in its history. I am an Angeleno and I do not a single person who has a subscription - and EVERYONE used to. Now the worst paper in the country.



13/21
@politicallatino
Subscription cancelled. I've been a faithful reader of the LA Times for 10 yrs. Bye Felicia. I'm down to one newspaper, San Francisco Chronicle. Cancelled NY Times this past year as well.



14/21
@johnbates207
If I were the editor I would overrule the owner & take the consequences. I suspect he’d be able to write his own ticket after taking such a principled stand.



15/21
@barbarikon
And they obeyed the owner? What kind of journalists are they?



16/21
@acyork1887
So much for maintaining high standards. a$$holes.

Who is the LA Times owned by?

Patrick Soon-Shiong, the billionaire owner of The Los Angeles Times, hired Kevin Merida to be the newspaper's top editor nearly three years ago, he hailed the journalist as someone who would maintain the publication's high standards and journalistic integrity



17/21
@MSG_MILES
Sounds like he’s afraid of the backlash in the event the dictator wins.



18/21
@Yelliegreen
Doesnt the media realize that with Trump as dictator there won't be a free press anymore? 🤦🏽‍♀️



19/21
@vivianplee
what the fukk is wrong with these south african billionaires?!?! they are all evil as shyt



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20/21
@margie_waite
For the 1st time in 20 years they're NOT endorsing? Hmmm... smells like a chickenshyt move.



21/21
@diabolidoll
I'm sorry, but this is stupid. She's basically a female Obama. She's going to unite us for the next eight years because we're better when we don't have rich people running the show.




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Things look weird to slotkin because she visits a predominantly black area once a quarter. Of course it looks weird to her she only be courting republicans. Peep the early vote, we are moving good big dog.

Edit: there is a big event tonight

And also she fukk with tommey walker



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1/1
@marceelias
🚨BREAKING: Federal court DISMISSES Republican Party lawsuit seeking to purge voters from Michigan's rolls.

Another win for voters and another loss for GOP vote suppressors. 🚨 Republican National Committee v. Benson




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1/31
@marceelias
🚨BREAKING: Georgia Supreme Court UNANIMOUSLY REJECTS Republic Party's motion for expedited consideration to reinstate MAGA State Election Board rules targeting the post election.

A BIG victory for voters and a HUGE loss for GOP election subversion! 🚨 Eternal Vigilance Action v. State of Georgia



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2/31
@VinVital3
Marc destroying facism one lawsuit at a time



3/31
@ashleighlondon
You and your team are saving democracy 🇺🇸⚖️👏🏻



4/31
@SuckItVileLibs
Dems cheating again…and the courts are going along with it…

Also, Marc is a demon.



5/31
@deltamoon007
There’s not a single reason to be against hand counting machine votes to verify results….. not one fn reason. The judges are fn morons and Marc is a fat cuck



6/31
@funder
I’m so happy you call them the Republic Party since they keep using the dumb Democrat Party when it’s Democratic



7/31
@bkaydw
Thank you Marc and the whole team!



8/31
@BLheureux
Thank you - *again* - @marceelias !!!



9/31
@SeanEp63
Congratulations and many thanks for all your efforts to protect our democratic republic! I also appreciate the reference to the “Republic Party” in response to their deliberate mangling of Democratic Party (“Democrat Part”) for years. 🙂



10/31
@LeaKThompson
Thank you. Thank you



11/31
@TheCharlieTruth
Congrats, stopping their election interference is imperative to Democracy.



12/31
@SageIsis
You do great work Marc Elias 💙



13/31
@KristineYoga22
Thank you Marc. You shouldn’t have to fight so hard given this lawlessness but I’m glad you are. The GOP should be ashamed of themselves!!!



14/31
@DeepPurple007
All Marc Elias does is win! 😀



15/31
@USARV2024
Marc, you're an amateur.

There's no such thing as a "Republic"" party.

There's also no such thing as a "MAGA State Election Board."

Oh, and there's also no such thing as "GOP election subversion."

Other than those three points.... you know how this goes. 🤣



16/31
@Penelop5309
Bless all you lawyers defending our democracy! Yall have earned your wings!
Thank You!✌🏻☮️😃🫶🏻💙🇺🇸



17/31
@EPennysworth
Thank you again!! 🙏🔥🔥



18/31
@LinkedHD
What in the world would we do without Marc and his team?



19/31
@KristineYoga22
He wins because he’s following the law. Otherwise the Supreme Court would have ruled in the Republicans favor.



20/31
@tbaytmar
This guy massacres election integrity.



21/31
@OilGuy19
Fixed it for you:

A BIG victory for cheaters like me and a HUGE loss for legal voters and election integrity!



22/31
@bitcoinspeedway
BREAKING

OVER 1.6 MILLION VOTERS
JUST WATCHED

TIM WALZ / BARACK OBAMA
RALLY IN WISCONSIN
RIGHT NOW

VOTE BLUE 💙
Kamala Harris

/search?q=#VoteBlue /search?q=#Kamala4President2024 /search?q=#TrumpIsACoward /search?q=#TrumpIsDone /search?q=#TRUMP2024



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23/31
@MikeB52543044
"Devil went down to Georgia looking for an election to subvert..." but then ran in to Marc Elias...

Great job Marc!



24/31
@JTEdens
"Those Who Vote Decide Nothing, Those Who Count The Votes Decide Everything" - Joseph Stalin



25/31
@JTEdens
I have never seen anyone openly praising rigged elections as much as you.



26/31
@Jjeter9
Someone on the left side please tell
Me why they would argue against wanting to make sure count is correct for the most important job in the world?!
/search?q=#Trump2024



27/31
@RayGunz17
Democrats can only win by cheating



28/31
@marco_v_posas
An important win for voters everywhere. The court’s decision not to expedite an appeal clearly shows that election laws must uphold fairness, not partisan interests. The fight for democracy continues, and today was a step in the right direction. /search?q=#ProtectDemocracy /search?q=#VotingRights



29/31
@CheriBuss
Good for you and your team Marc! Thank you for all the hard work you’re doing for /search?q=#Democracy



30/31
@TheCuemaster
LIVE: Donald Trump hosts major MAGA rally in North Carolina https://invidious.poast.org/live/opNsYEws5Ic?si=M_QDEhZ097MZRlJl via @YouTube



31/31
@lisabrian4ever
Thank you 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸




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1/31
@MeidasTouch
EXCLUSIVE: New ad from Eric Swalwell depicts Donald Trump in the ‘home’ where he really belongs



https://video-ft.twimg.com/amplify_video/1849115252337610752/vid/avc1/1280x720/OriNq3BFruM-1VfO.mp4

2/31
@MeidasTouch
READ MORE AND GET MORE EXCLUSIVES: EXCLUSIVE: New Eric Swalwell Ad Suggests Trump Needs a Different Home—Not the White House



3/31
@ArtCandee
Love me some Eric Swalwell! He nailed it! 🔥🔥



4/31
@BMeiselas
Best ad ever



5/31
@patriottakes
There is something wrong with Trump



6/31
@TMichaelsAuthor
Greatest ad ever.



7/31
@glamelegance
Brilliant ad, I can’t wait until he sees it.



8/31
@BDeMayo
He sounds like Joe Pesci but it somehow makes it more hilarious 😂



9/31
@LucasSa56947288
Awesome ad



10/31
@TBBlue101
Do prisons have something like this?



11/31
@meidasjordy
This ad is great!



12/31
@TiredofMAGA
Oh my god I’ve never laughed harder



13/31
@Nofal_Ranjha79
Do prisons have something like this?



14/31
@Nofal_Ranjha79
Best ad ever



15/31
@BklynP8triot
The account that is run from Kazakhstan



16/31
@Paulfwood1
Lol @gtconway3d all you do is repost other people's stories lol anyways it's funny watching @realDonaldTrump trolling you



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17/31
@Nofal_Ranjha79
This ad is great!



18/31
@Nofal_Ranjha79
Love me some Eric Swalwell! He nailed it! 🔥🔥



19/31
@Nofal_Ranjha79
He sounds like Joe Pesci but it somehow makes it more hilarious 😂



20/31
@25_adult
Hahah that's hilarious 😂😂😂



21/31
@Nats2024
Where’s the ranting about Arnold Palmer’s penis?



22/31
@ubig1
😂😂😂



23/31
@souparmonTN
That's not really Trump. You are faking it!

(Am I do it right?)



24/31
@Axis_Maelthra
Only if this place was real I bet people would vote for this LOL



25/31
@GIGACHAD2021


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26/31
@_AJ_95_
This is an ad for Trump.

Trump objectively does not appear senile.. the image of the dementia patients outside the home creates a clear contrast to Trump in real life.. this is a complete failure of an ad..



27/31
@clean_cut_chaos
Did Fang Fang's ghost tell him this was a good idea?



28/31
@Patti_paints
This is terrifyingly truthy, all except of Trump having family that cares about his wellbeing.



29/31
@Carrie11018
The only place for him is Federal Prison. For a long stay.



30/31
@Tactelller
I have been saying this forever... MOCK HIM!!!

This ad is great. It should be everywhere!



31/31
@cwyyell
Everything trump touches turns into E. Coli



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1/10
@Acyn
Walz: Being at McDonald's, he looks much more like Ronald McDonald… And Ronald wears less makeup.



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2/10
@ArtCandee
Tim Walz is on fire today!



3/10
@dpfrazier22
🤡🤡🤡Love Tim Voted 💙



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4/10
@BDeMayo
It is like the film negative of Ronald McDonald. 😅



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5/10
@SpencerDirrig
Ronald has a much more qualified makeup team.



6/10
@themasononx
Walz came to work today with his flamethrower



7/10
@MaTTFLaMMaBLe
Tim out here murderin’.



8/10
@ThomaHall
Tim Waltz is the best straight shooter, raised from my home state of Nebraska! He tells the truth!



9/10
@DavidblogerICBW
Two clowns. I Could Be Wrong.



10/10
@RE2DODO
FuegoWalz 🔥 Kbrones 👇🏾y👆🏾

“Walz: Estando en McDonald’s, se parece mucho más a Ronald McDonald… Y Ronald usa menos maquillaje.”

/search?q=#HarrisWalz2024 /search?q=#HablamoelMartes




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1/11
@Acyn
Obama: You are running for president and you’re selling merchandise. Gold sneakers, $100,000 watch, supposed to be Swiss watch, the best watch. Why are you selling a watch? What are you doing?



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2/11
@ArtCandee
Obama is the best at this! 🔥



3/11
@BDeMayo
Lol yes roast him again Barack. It'll set him off entirely



4/11
@LucasSa56947288
Obama is roasting Trump!!

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥



5/11
@RussOnPolitics
Dane County (Madison) may save the world. It's one of the fastest growing big counties in America. And it's going to go for Kamala Harris by 50 points. THIS is where Democrats campaign are going to run up the score. It's also where Sen. Tammy Baldwin is from. /search?q=#WISEN



6/11
@CaliLogicalMind
No one can get under Trump’s skin quite like Obama.



7/11
@phillip_USA_
We did and won in 2016.
We will win again if we…

[Quoted tweet]
Vote.


8/11
@GregoryMarrufo
I believe the accurate term is “grifting”
😹



9/11
@Dog_House_Show
What is Donald Trump doing? C’mon man!



10/11
@HC9Bubba
Kamala's seminal (pun intended) accomplishment in her life was giving Willie Brown air starts. That is hardly a recommendation for the job of CIC.



11/11
@goLoko77
Okay let's vote




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1/11
@Acyn
Obama: He’s standing there and swaying YMCA and the governor from South Dakota, she’s standing there with this weird look on her face like she doesn't know what's going on. Like a hostage video



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2/11
@valerie5462
President Obama is hilarious



3/11
@LucasSa56947288
Obama is spot on! 🔥



4/11
@DenisonBarbs
The governor was thinking : Why is this old man swaying to a gay anthem?



5/11
@JoelSchamber
Kristi isn't running. Does Barry know that?



6/11
@Lynyrds_Mom
It’s really an sign of weakness when a woman needs to have a man speak for her. Kamala is a weak woman



7/11
@kogo_24
Obama is always wise



8/11
@kaideejay
I wonder Obama he saw the furrowed brow look on Liz Cheney’s face when she was sitting next to Kamala as she was generating those nonsensical word salads during that completely stated NBC town hall earlier this week.

Liz looked like she was experiencing hell.



9/11
@goLoko77
Trump is done



10/11
@yougt_
Obama is spot on! 🔥



11/11
@realNHGal
Two rally attendees had medical emergencies but you don’t care about them.




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1/11
@AnnaBower
NEW: Georgia Supreme Court denies effort to immediately reinstate controversial State Election Board rules changes that were recently blocked by a Fulton County superior court judge.



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2/11
@AnnaBower
Here's a copy of the GA Supreme Court's order declining to reinstate the rules pending appeal and denying a request for an expedited appeal before Election Day. In other words: Judge Cox's decision declaring that the State Election Board rules are void still stands.



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3/11
@sickofthis_nick
Justice for the people and making sure these midnight efforts to throw Georgia’s election into chaos are thwarted. Judicial responsibility for the win!



4/11
@lindaSH77906251
These Traitors are desperate to cheat.
Then they gaslight us and say it’s us.
Well F Them🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥



5/11
@LucasSa56947288
Is it a good thing?



6/11
@DameFolin
That seems auspicious for the prospect of genuinely fair and professionally-run elections.



7/11
@Fiz_Giggity
Well that's wonderful news and kudos to the GA Supreme Court, who did their duty against fascism.



8/11
@brian_powe96691
All the Justices concur. 💙



9/11
@allicat1214
Weren't there multiple cases? Is this for both the McBurney ruling and the Cox ruling?



10/11
@Mudbug4Kamala
YES! 💙🌊🌊🌊



11/11
@Maxatack12
If the people who made this “rule” say they aren’t trying to subvert the election process why did they appeal the lower courts ruling?




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1/11
@atrupar
JD Vance fans in Arizona boo a reporter who asks him if he's going to accept the election results



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2/11
@MarkMantis
Why even ask? They know he won’t honor the election results unless he wins…
There has likely not been a more anti-American duo in decades



3/11
@Dog_House_Show
JD Vance will only accept it if they win.



4/11
@fermiparasocks
“BOOOO We’re pretending we aren’t gonna do that again”



5/11
@manningpride
Of course, they’ve got maga primed n ready for his inevitable loss..just like in 2020.

It truly is deja vu 🙄



6/11
@jlhulsman
Good Lord.



7/11
@TiredofMAGA
Boo, don’t vote!



8/11
@MichaelTheHenry
ActBlue



9/11
@goLoko77
Crazies make MAGA



10/11
@SketchyCiabatta
The face of smug.



11/11
@Fiesty26Fiesty
These traitors are all brainwashed 🤪




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