[11/27/23]CM Punk & The Viper Randy Orton are Back!!! Monday Night Raw Thread

[tinnyskillz]

Punk said “that Mortgage ain’t gonna pay itself, friend”.

Punk could of used Drake’s whole third verse from 8am in Charlotte tonight and called it 11pm in Nashville:

You young bucks take some of that money and set it aside
Not having enough to pay your tax is a federal crime
Elitist obsessed with me and it's not on no hetero vibe
Handle beef so quiet, you think that I'm lettin' it slide
Next thing you know, we tip-toeing past enemy lines
Diss me so long ago, we makin' your memories fly
Conspiracy theories start floatin' around like the Kennedy guy
I'll prolly hold a grudge against you guys 'til I'm seventy-five

 

[Trips]

Yall watch this Bar show with Nikki not a Bella without her sister

I've left it on in the background a few times. But, probably only watched 5 actual minutes of it.

Damn I haven't seen that video or heard that song in years.

 

[3Rivers]

I'm not here to make friends i'm here to make money

Collecting Moolah Punk

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Calling the E home after everything TK did for his ass is mad disrespectful to me....

To be honest, what else could he have said without looking like a heel?

 

[Killah Ray]

To be honest, what else could he have said without looking like a heel?

I don't know honestly...and with how it played out, I think I like the idea of he should've came out on his 2012 Jericho troll steez better....

 

[White City Black]

Yea felt like Haitch went over that promo with a fine tooth comb... "I'm home" was mad corny.

I agree with you on the Haitch thing, especially since dude said Punk was back “where he belonged” during that SS press conference

Calling the E home after everything TK did for his ass is mad disrespectful to me....

That’s wild as hell

His entire AEW run now feels like some alternate wrestling universe shyt

This 2023 WWE Punk seems like a different version of the AEW Punk

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I'm gonna say they don't need to do the "nice guy, happy to be here Punk" shyt. First night back is fine but it didn't work in AEW, it's not gonna work in WWE.

He needs to be an a$$hole in some regard. Let's get to the Punk and Rollins shooty shyt

 

[tinnyskillz]

Speaking of AJ. I would love to see CM Punk vs AJ Styles in a WWE ring. That’s some shyt I never thought would be possible.

 

[ALonelyDad]

Good overall show. I can't wait to hear from Roman about all of this

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Man just came back and cut a boring, soulless, and neutered version of his AEW debut promo.

 

[Killah Ray]

I'm hoping this is leading to Punk being a total fukking a$$hole by January....not trying to see happy go lucky Punk all up on the tv right now...

 

[CBoz]

I really don't want to see you wrestle breh

"Then close your eyes and you won't see, CM Punk in a wrestling ring"

 

[Kinguno]

Legally probably can't say anything about Snowman, Omega or The Bucks due to Brawl Out.

In the real world when you get into a fight sometimes cops get involved their last fight was in the UK, Tony Khan a fukking billionaire who said his life was threatened.

Lets stop the Meltzer shyt and move forward if people were in a position of power were fukking with you and you fought back in spite of your lack of power

Your own personal ego or what ever got to be enough to keep your warm in a world so cold

Man went out to still Wrestle Joe before leaving to the fans and that’s gotta mean something inside him wanted to do it for the people

He was on the Backstage show before AEW and was doing other shyt so it’s not like AEW was this bastion of wrestling if anything it’s a morphed b*stardized version of the indies and late stage WCW

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

You should see how some posters on TheColi obsessed over her.

Why breh? Why?

That thread needs to be Neuralyzer status.

I have no clue how it's still in existence. Maybe the feds use it to track or something.

We had people creating new accounts solely to post in that thread. There’s never been a more concentrated collection of freaks on this site than in there. The last few pages along make my skin crawl . There’s even someone in there whose entire posting history is in that thread changed his avi to AJ with the word “homewrecker” slapped over her face once she got married to punk.

May need to reopen the forbidden thread


Pics of knees and elbows on deck

Don’t you do it . The fukkery isn’t worth the depravity you’d unleash on us all

 

[Brad Piff]

Man just came back and cut a boring, soulless, and neutered version of his AEW debut promo.