Zimmerman out of hiding, rescues a guy trapped in car

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*BREAKING NEWS* George Zimmerman flies to Russia, smacks Vladamir Putin, brings back the wanted fugitive Edward Snowden, and turns him in to the F.B.I.
 

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I guess next week he's gonna just happen to be walking past a burning building and singlehandedly "save" 50 people with fakkit ass Sean Hannity and the Fox News camera crew who will just happen to be filming in the area too.
 

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Not to take away from it legitimately being true but I smell something fishy and TOO random about this :patrice:
Exactly, he didn't witness the crash but was the only person available to "rescue" them. He was probably chasing them because they had on hoodies and looked suspicious. Im just glad he didn't have his gun, otherwise he would've shot the kids because they touched him.
 

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Surprise, surprise the comments under the article are all praising and defending him when they know damn well this is all bullshyt.
 
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