Zeke No (Kellen) Moore/Bless Our Hearts: 2023 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

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Shoutout Zeke.

Bro was ran into the ground but was a helluva back for us and provided many moment of us grown nikkas eating air cereal :salute:

Wish his last play as a Cowboy wasn’t THE last play for him but he got outta here healthy and hopefully goes to a team that can use his strengths better

21, can you do sum fa me :salute:
 

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and still better than North Dakota
Right, which is why Dak got the same number of playoffs wins in 7 years that Romo had in 13...cause Romo is better.

Romo also played with Prime Dez...way better than any receiver that Dak his thrown to in a cowboys uniform.

Romo also had prime Witten...while Dak his thrown to...Dalton Schultz :mjlol:

How many games did Dan Bailey win for Romo? Cause when Bailey was in Dallas he was the most accurate kicker in the history of football.

Dak playing with a kicker who set an nfl record for most missed extra points in a game :mjlol:
 

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I aint blaming no player except Dak :scust:

For failing here. All that smoke goes to the terrible owner and his fakkit ass son

So you blaming the 4th round pick...who only got on the field cause the starting qb got hurt, and then the backup got hurt...instead of the number 4 overall pick who was a starter from day 1...had 2 good years running behind the best line in football...then held out for the most money ever...then within 3 years was so bad we had to pay the BACKUP running back 10 million?

The same line that Pollard becomes a pro bowler behind is the same line Zeke can't consistently get 50 yards behind:mjlol:

But it's all Dak fault:mjlol:

Whole team having a career game against the bucs and this fat ewok looking piece of shyt can't score from the 1 millimeter line...but it's Dak fault.:mjlol:
 

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Only negative for zeke is he was coming in out of shape. And he ran into people more than he had to. I got no malice towards him. :salute:
WHAT :mjlol:

nikka he a running back half his job is not being a fat piece of shyt and the other half is not running like a fullback and he can't do either one of those things...but you cool with it :mjlol:
 

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WHAT :mjlol:

nikka he a running back half his job is not being a fat piece of shyt and the other half is not running like a fullback and he can't do either one of those things...but you cool with it :mjlol:
You want me to have malice towards him? :hubie:
 

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So you blaming the 4th round pick...who only got on the field cause the starting qb got hurt, and then the backup got hurt...instead of the number 4 overall pick who was a starter from day 1...had 2 good years running behind the best line in football...then held out for the most money ever...then within 3 years was so bad we had to pay the BACKUP running back 10 million?

The same line that Pollard becomes a pro bowler behind is the same line Zeke can't consistently get 50 yards behind:mjlol:

But it's all Dak fault:mjlol:

Whole team having a career game against the bucs and this fat ewok looking piece of shyt can't score from the 1 millimeter line...but it's Dak fault.:mjlol:

I can't believe dudes are crying over a running back that stayed drunk and overweight. :skip: :dead:

Dudes are ass backwards.

They wanted Pollard to go but are upset that the overweight drunk was cut. :heh:
 

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Right, which is why Dak got the same number of playoffs wins in 7 years that Romo had in 13...cause Romo is better.

Romo also played with Prime Dez...way better than any receiver that Dak his thrown to in a cowboys uniform.

Romo also had prime Witten...while Dak his thrown to...Dalton Schultz :mjlol:

How many games did Dan Bailey win for Romo? Cause when Bailey was in Dallas he was the most accurate kicker in the history of football.

Dak playing with a kicker who set an nfl record for most missed extra points in a game :mjlol:
Romo also had T.O
 
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