You're walking down the street and some goons punch ya daughter in the stomach & RUN

[Hawaiian Punch]

First pick:

This brawlin shyt is nothing new to him...he is reliable and will wreck shyt

2nd pick:

Rick from splatterhouse
Dude is yoked the fukk out, hes a vet as well and beats the shyt out of demons...goons is lightwork

3:

DONATELLO from tmnt..dude got range and if you give him a pizza box with a bomb on it he bugs the fukk out

I respect your logic homie. Well thought out indeed

 

[Cuban Pete]

Takin whose daughters, breh? None of these cats are known to be big time p*ssy slayers. You ain't takin nobodies p*ssy wit that squad.

breh u think if I showed up to your crib with Bruce Wayne willing to mudstomp yo ass at my command you wouldnt give up your seed? I dont need game with my wingmen Im on some gorilla pimping

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I respect your logic homie. Well thought out indeed

Wait till tomorrow

 

[Kenny West]

Gene, Haggar and Kratos.

ill just run the bad guys pockets

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

It seems i slept on Kratos

 

[Malta]

Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star.

That's all you really need, they already dead and they o.e.n.o it.

 

[rapdonttweet]

Most people replying don't know what a beat em up is.

My picks:

hahah just kidding

Gilius Thunderhead. Badass dwarf with an axe.

Zitz. fukk those p*ssy ninja turtles.

Abobo. Yes he stars in his own beat em up now. And it is awesome

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

what type of levels we talking here @Ed MOTHERfukkING G

we talking streets of rage fighting through a baseball stadium??? or we talking splinter cell infiltrating buildings and shyt? or fukkns assassins creed where nikkas gotta be climbing the himalayas and shyt!?!?!?! the streets need to know

10 levels though? fukk man. These nikkas gotta have every single possible power/co-op awareness.

Good question...i was thinking final fight/streets of rage/turtles style...open street...maybe go in a bulding but its open hallways....and it generic henchmen with fists, the ocassional knife and semi auto, and some bosses at the end of each "level"

 

[Woodrow]

Start off with my favorite demonic individual from Manhunt

Another favorite Demon of mine, Baracka... Instant intimidation...

and this nikka just because it'd be hilarious to have a Panda backing me up

http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx2/char/ttt2/ShunyaYamashyta/panda-ttt2-yamashyta.jpg

just be ready to fight all three of these dudes at the end, when they decide they'd rather eat ya daughter's face instead of finishing the mission.

ur also gonna be fighting a man down anytime someone brings scooby snacks to the scrap.

or a mirror.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

just be ready to fight all three of these dudes at the end, when they decide they'd rather eat ya daughter's face instead of finishing the mission.

ur also gonna be fighting a man down anytime someone brings scooby snacks to the scrap.

or a mirror.

Easily the worst squad

 

[calh45]

Balrog

My man from Kung Fu

and lastly.....I ain't even sure if dude qualifies, but I'd want Drake from Uncharted.

Got a brawler, fighter and a man that'll go any fukking where.

 

[Woodrow]

Easily the worst squad

these dudes got ya cotdamn DAUGHTER fam.

i aint lettin that shyt ride.

matter fact... after i get my seed back. i'm taking these hittas to go get they childrens:

murda mamis

psychotic murda mamis.

mannnnnnnnnnnn...

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Abobo. Yes he stars in his own beat em up now. And it is awesome

just reached the swimming level

 

[YouMadd?]

just be ready to fight all three of these dudes at the end, when they decide they'd rather eat ya daughter's face instead of finishing the mission.

ur also gonna be fighting a man down anytime someone brings scooby snacks to the scrap.

or a mirror.

Easily the worst squad

Wait, this thread isn't about video game characters we would choose to run a train on a prostitute with?

*ducks out of thread*

 

[hotbeezie]

My baby girl, sheeeed!!!!

My tank:

My crowd controller:

My spec ops guys:

All from x-men (1992)
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