You're walking down the street and some goons punch ya daughter in the stomach & RUN

[Swiggy]

nikkas fukking up the fun by going for all these nikkas with powers and shyt. God's ain't giving a fukk about your bytch that you can't control

But MY crew would be the business, and enjoy the fukk out of what they doing

First off, and no rescue mission gonna be worth a good gotdamn if you ain't rollin with human perfection in the form of Hova Wayne

He can run tech, communications, and coordinate attacks. My ass be so distraught, I'd HAVE to get him to lead us.

Next, I can't even think of rollin through the streets and not have a turtle. MY go-to nikka has been, and WILL always be Leonardo, but having two leaders on a small squad ain't a good look. So I'm ride with Michelangelo.

He's not a hot head, won't complicate things from either leadership standpoint or let his tech knowledge interfere with Batman's thought process. Just a skilled fighter that will listen to orders, and break up the tension every once in a while

Finally, the one that I've been stressin for over a minute, but there was no other choice. Them nikkas fukked up Homer Da Gawd Simpson

LOOK AT HOW HE BODYING THEM nikkaS

My shyt be back in my possession in time for us to get our victory breakfast at Denny's

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

shyt, lemme get

Gene (God Hand) - Dragon kickin' nikkaz to the Milky Way

Cody (FF/SF) - A gully dude that'll kick sand in your face and fukk people up no questions asked

Simon Belmont (Castlevania) - Dude's seen and fought everything

We'll run through everything on one quarter and be off to the next one

 

[storyteller]

Cody (FF/SF) - A gully dude that'll kick sand in your face and fukk people up no questions asked

I thought about Cody but then I figured he'd try to smash my daughter.

On further thinking, I know two crude dudes yall been sleeping

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

On further thinking, I know two crude dudes yall been sleeping

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Upon further thinking for me.I would probably have gone with buddy from the old arcade game P.OW.

Instead of battletoad.So my crew would be hagar,punisher and the p.o.w. dude.

Good luck going against that squad.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I thought about Cody but then I figured he'd try to smash my daughter.

On further thinking, I know two crude dudes yall been sleeping

Is that bad dudes, or 2 crude dudes

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Is that bad dudes, or 2 crude dudes

fakkit ass Crude dudes.Them dudes aint bodying NOBODY!

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

fakkit ass Crude dudes.Them dudes aint bodying NOBODY!

Them dudes was straight jobber status...your typical streets of rage level 2 boss crushes then..in fact that dominatrix bytch with the whip would EMBARASS THEM

 

[Typical Knicks Fan]

Haggar, Adam Hunter and Homer Simpson.

 

[HomieSoprano]

Donatello.
Raphael.
Leonardo

:draped:

 

[Another Man]

Based God

 

[feelosofer]

Guy
Nightcrawler
Ninja Commando (don't sleep)

because real Ninja's don't die.

 

[TNC]

Ed Gizzle been KILLIN the thread game this week, clap for that man


And all the best choices already been picked IMO so I gotta go with

Leonardo, TMNT The Arcade Game, FAVORITE Ninja Turtle, Leadership, stealth, killer weapon and can coordinate attacks
Predator Warrior, Predator vs. Aliens arcade game, space tech weapons, not an idiot Predator, loads of weapons that I'm gonna borrow, and got that stealth mode
Wolverine, X-Men Arcade game, GOAT fictional character and warrior, he WILL finish this mission

 

[storyteller]

Them dudes was straight jobber status...your typical streets of rage level 2 boss crushes then..in fact that dominatrix bytch with the whip would EMBARASS THEM

Nobody in Streets of Rage is throwing cars my dude. Don't blame them for the game being wack, in terms of power they were beastly.

 

[BlvdBrawler]