You're paid 100,000 a month, But New Jack is hunting you.

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

He can't use guns, Or knives. only a shopping cart full of ECW weapons.

You taking that deal?



You just chilling at the family cook out all of a sudden you hear.


And see New Jack jumping off your mom's roof through the cole slaw and ribs table.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Of course

I live in Texas, if New Jack comes at me it's going to be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing

 

[Vice Queen]

Can this nikka even form a coherent sentence let alone hunt somebody? Last I heard he was in bad shape.

Now if you're talking a younger, healthier, coked out New Jack? I mean 100K a month is cool but I don't need those problems.

 

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

Of course

I live in Texas, if New Jack comes at me it's going to be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing

But then you only got 100k, You'd want him to keep hunting you for atleast 10 months for that milly.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I'd beat the shyt out of that crackhead ass old motherfukker

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

After the first month, I go straight Carmen Sandiego. Just picking destinations at random off the map and flying there. That nikka is gonna have to go full Inspector Clouseau before he can put staples in my forehead

Question: Do we get to hear four bars of Natural Born Killaz before he attacks to build the suspense on some shyt, or is he just at you with a fork when you least expect it?

 

[King Ka$h]

at you with a fork when you least expect it?

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

Vic Grimes gave y'all the blueprint on what to do

 

[Silkk]

Id hit him in both knees with a bat

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

His ambushes could be elaborate as fukk though. You get told you have to go to HR at the job, you open the door and New Jack is sitting behind the desk wearing camouflage business casual attire and a pair of bifocals like

They need to put this show on the Network

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

I could afford a killer on my payroll with that money so

 

[David_TheMan]

I'll give him 10gs for coke every month.
I win.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Im taking the money

And I'm gonna use the money to HUNT NEW JACK!!


bringing the pain to this bytchazzneega

Spoiler

I dont want it with that crazy ass nikka no how

 

[Theabbot]

I would love to watch a best of New Jack VHS........ I mean DVD.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

But then you only got 100k, You'd want him to keep hunting you for atleast 10 months for that milly.

In that case I'd knee cap him. All he has is a shopping cart of wrestling weapons.


Unless New Jack is black McGuyver he's not doing a damn thing in wheel chair with a Kendo Stick, a trash can, a staple gun, and a stop sign