You're on a school field trip and SUDDENLY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITES YOU

[Killigraphy]

to yall saying boxing..... yall gonna have to wait a long time to see them big checks

To be fair, you'd be the undefeated champ in any class you chose, given that you could lose weight in this scenario. You could also compete in any sporting field really. Baseball for one, could set you up for life.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

To be fair, you'd be the undefeated champ in any class you chose, given that you could lose weight in this scenario. You could also compete in any sporting field really. Baseball for one, could set you up for life.

thats why i said id play baseball basketball and football

 

[Cuban Pete]

Could you fukking imagine being top ranked in every sport? You would be like a living GOD

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Superhero

 

[Panther]

Basketball/Baseball dual athlete

Then run in the Olympics

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

to yall saying boxing..... yall gonna have to wait a long time to see them big checks

Not if you're a SENSATION. A 13-0 heavyweight that has literally never been touched and has all tkos is a draw swiftly.

 

[hex]

I love these threads.

Fred.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I love these threads.

Fred.

Might have to drop another today. They're always fun as hell friendo

 

[NobodyReally]

You know I really think at first I'd try to milk it for everything I can get in athletics. But I know after awhile I'd have some kind of existential crisis and start wondering why God allowed that spider to bite me. I'd probably end up fighting crime on the low.

 

[FLATOP]

You'd be banned from the League if you jumped over the defensive line

If you never got tackled your whole career no one would even watch you breh

Hitting a spider sense jumper from back court oh hell naw

 

[Wavy Hair Chipped Teeth]

to yall saying boxing..... yall gonna have to wait a long time to see them big checks

Not when I win my first couple of bouts with amazing flare
Style on the comp with my hands down the entire fight like

Then knock them smooth across the ring with a punch to end it. Do that a few times, then Clubber Lang my way into the top nikkas' press conferences. My fame will grow instantly as I back it up with entertaining results....then they'll be some money being made round here! Money being made round here! Range Rovers, diamond rings, big ol' house...If you like that kind of thing!

 

[BXKingPin82]

Become the hero New York City needs!!

 

[kwazzy100]

How can you NOT beat up mutha fuccas with ease?

I can be top dog of school

 

[Jax]

Might have to drop another today. They're always fun as hell friendo

You're in France, wake up from a coma and all of a sudden know how to speak French(and 12 more languages), can fight anyone and kill with your bare hands if you want to, your name is Jason Bourne what do you do?
Or a Kal' El one, your choice.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

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