You're on a school field trip and SUDDENLY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITES YOU

[StraxStrax]

Become the greatest trapeze artist ever

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Parker would've kept ringling brothers barnum & bailey in business

 

[DamienWayne]

radioactive spider venom show up in performance enhancing drug screen aint trying to go out like jose canseco

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

become a boxer, next best thing is to join the military rank up quickly, gain influence + power and overthrow the government.

Breh this isn’t Superman it’s fukking Spider-Man. You are not overthrowing any gorvenment as Spider-Man. Now if OP had said you fell out of the sky in a rocket ship as a baby we would be talking.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

radioactive spider venom show up in performance enhancing drug screen aint trying to go out like jose canseco

SGH isn't tested for...radioactive spider blood is all good according to USADA

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Breh this isn’t Superman it’s fukking Spider-Man. You are not overthrowing any gorvenment as Spider-Man. Now if OP had said you fell out of the sky in a rocket ship as a baby we would be talking.

This might be a daily thread

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

Kill trump, pence, fukk up Sarah Sanders, kill all the neo Nazi's, fukk up everyone in Vidor Texas and west Virginia and be an anti hero.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Definitely become a GOAT athlete

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

Oh yea and fukk up Bob McNair within an inch of his life.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Kill trump, pence, fukk up Sarah Sanders, kill all the neo Nazi's, fukk up everyone in Vidor Texas and west Virginia and be an anti hero.

Spiderman ain't bulletproof breh

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

This goes to show:

the death of Uncle Ben = most important character moment in comics ever


@MartyMcFly what would you do?

 

[Maude]

Breh this isn’t Superman it’s fukking Spider-Man. You are not overthrowing any gorvenment as Spider-Man. Now if OP had said you fell out of the sky in a rocket ship as a baby we would be talking.

Of course you don’t have enough power to take on the whole military as Spider-Man but your powers and intelligence allow you to move up the rankings easily. Become a General flip that to a political career where you can become the secretary of defense. Kill the higher ups, make it look like an accident and you have the position of commander in chief.

 

[Maude]

The hard way is to build your own army which is possible and ally with our enemy’s, then start a war. But if you win you have to share the spoils with them

 

[Devilinurear]

I would prob get cancer and die

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

i'm getting paid