You're on a school field trip and SUDDENLY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITES YOU

[villain]

Boxer for sure. I'd also be cocky as fukk like Floyd so I can get filthy rich. But I would get hit every once in a while to keep the audience on the edge of their seats then pull out the KO in the last seconds. Have everybody and they mama copping that PPV

Also that has the least risk of injury and death.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

then if you were like a free safety youd just be in cover 1 all game snaging ints all game lol

:deadwolverine: breh you would be THE GOAT safety of all time, side to side interceptions every drive...

Oh shyt i just realized as a linebacker your spider sense would read the offense flawlessly...and your hits when you sense pass and blitz

As qb you would have games of 76-76, 750 yrds, 16 tds, no picks

Imagine yourself recieving punts and kickoffs

Spiderman would be the the only MVP, OPOY AND DPOY, only successful two way player

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Boxer for sure. I'd also be cocky as fukk like Floyd so I can get filthy rich. But I would get hit every once in a while to keep the audience on the edge of their seats then pull out the KO in the last seconds. Have everybody and they mama copping that PPV

Also that has the least risk of injury and death.

Yeah the gap between a spider power enhanced boxer and "the field" would be insane, and also fairly indetectable

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

:deadwolverine: breh you would be THE GOAT safety of all time, side to side interceptions every drive...

Oh shyt i just realized as a linebacker your spider sense would read the offense flawlessly...and your hits when you sense pass and blitz

As qb you would have games of 76-76, 750 yrds, 16 tds, no picks

Imagine yourself recieving punts and kickoffs

Spiderman would be the the only MVP, OPOY AND DPOY, only successful two way player

i thought about being a qb....... if you threw the ball youd have to rely on the wr catching it and not tipping it to a db and it becoming an int

then a lb i feel like you could just get schemed out the play
gotta play like im just better than everyone and not give away my super powers
defense would be on the filed all day if you did kick return and punt return, offense sitting on the bench like

 

[blalienz]

Can my Super Spider DNA be passed on to my kids

 

[Malik1time]

Spiderman ain't bulletproof breh

Yeah
Spidey cant take a bullet

 

[Malik1time]

I would the cockest boxer ever
I would legit say i guarantee a win

 

[Ironman]

I'm coming for Mayweathers title THEN I'm coming for the Goat 23

 

[CarolinaKing]

I wouldn’t be able to hide it if I was a baseball player or some shyt. First time I climbed the green monster to rob a homerun I’d have to just go be a superhero and there goes my money

I picked boxing. Fight a few times a year, make millions and live like a king.

 

[R=G]

I would use to amass fortune for my great grandkids. The self glorification isn't necessary and means nothing to me. Being brilliant is life's joy. That and exotic women of course.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Every poll

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

to yall saying boxing..... yall gonna have to wait a long time to see them big checks

 

[The Guru]

Star athlete. But i would compete in boxing, kickboxing, wrestling AND MMA. To the point not a man under god can deny i'm the baddest motherfukker of all time.

 

[Killigraphy]

I went from Usopp to All Might in my life, so that should be enough for me...but if this happened...

I would see what the ceiling of my powers were; from lifting, to reflexes, and I'd make sure they were all on the highest level at all times.

I'm no good guy, nor villain, but evil is evil...lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I'm to chose between one evil and another, I rather not choose at all. Villains wouldn't last one minute in my world. There is no judge, jury, but there will be an executioner, that's what I'd be, that's what my city deserves.

 

[Anti-Anime]

become the menace jj wants me to be