You're on a first class flight and Zimmerman is sitting next to you...

[Anti-Anime]

Put up my hoodie and look .

 

[observe]

I would get him drunk..tie him to his seat..then start slowly chewing into his flesh..ripping skin off with my teeth..I would press my fingers thru his eye balls till I hit the front of his brain..I would get a steak knife from my meal and saw thru his chest cavity all while covering it up with a blanket..

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Play this song on my iPod loud as hell so he can hear it on repeat for the entire length of the trip......



...while looking straight at him like this.....​

 

[its_normal]

Friend him up, roll with him for as long as it takes to get him to trust me. Take him somewhere with no cameras or people and then

 

[jfkennedy]

I know I wouldn't start a fight, but I'd probably be passive aggressive and start pulling up pictures of Trayvon on my iPad, any horrible GZ memes, bump my elbow into him frequently ... and tweet out where we're going.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I would throw up in his lap and then shyt on myself as soon as the plane took off

 

[MikelArteta]

What you gonna do next??

Are you the og sithlord piff?

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[Ego Noir]

Offer him some Skittles & a sip of my Arizona

yall ever think about the fact this man can never see these things the same again...

he sees skittles

iced tea

a hoody


watches ESPN on free agency talks.. They start a segment on Kenyon Martin

 

[iamstr8fire]

Ask him to get the Koch brothers to invest in my bottle water company.

 

[cleanface coney]

I'm about to be very famous for giving him the ass beating he deserves.

if you was to beat Zimmerman ass i GUARANTEE somebody random would bail you outta jail within a week

 

[blackzeus]

What you gonna do next??

I'll accidently trip over him and claim he on that bullsh*t and proceed to whip that azz. God willing, the final destination is a location where the homies are at, we gon' follow him from the airport, stake him out, and proceed to "defend ourselves"

 

[Sithlord Piff]

I would slip some work in his carry on..then snitch him out

 

[Sithlord Piff]

Are you the og sithlord piff?

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Yep..that's me

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I would fart. I would fart, and fart, and fart. I would fart with the goal of creating intense biological warfare. I would then drink heavily and throw up right in his face. Then fall over on him, shytting myself, and hope that with all that vomiting and shytting I was doing, he would catch some horrible bacterial disease.

Came to post this.

 

[froggle]

I would yell "nikka getchu hand out ma pocket"