You're not a real man if you need coffee in the morning

[the cac mamba]

What about if I like to drink hot chocolate out of a thermos, becuz the warmness of the drink going into my body feels good in my chest cavity?

theres alcohol for that

 

[brother walt]

 

[Arithmetic]

Bruh, my dad drinks coffee every day, he retired from the Special Forces not too long ago. wtf

 

[R.O. Double]

theres alcohol for that

I'm on my way to work. You want me drinking alcohol before I hop behind the wheels of a big rig?

 

[Captain]

 

[Gains]

 

[Houston911]

Dude, don't pay these cats no mind man......... Most dudes on this forum haven't accomplished enough\anything to warrant a cup of coffee

#certgang
#pawggang
#6ftgang
#nba2kgang

 

[Silkk]

 

[TEH]

Not coffee but the idea of men walking around with cups of coffee is feminine to me.

It's like wearing boy shorts and sandals ...

It's like putting on lip gloss ...

It's like making a duck face in pictures ...

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

perish the thought of thoust grime god een giving 000.1% of a fidduck as to what constitutes a real man on the coli..picture that with a kodak

i need java,pills,and half the time a line just to wake from thine highbernation or i'll fukk someone up,so i do it for public safety..

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

#certgang
#pawggang
#6ftgang
#nba2kgang

My bad cuz...... I guess I'll take my behind to the break room and pour me some folgers.........

 

[Reflected]

Lying about someone else's accomplishments

 

[KplusK]

i drink a strawberita every morning

 

[jadillac]

Tried coffee once, never liked it.

Why the fukk would i want a cup of bitter ass beans? Yall payin like $5 a cup

you gotta fix it up the way YOU like it.

Thats why I make my own coffee at home. But straight out the pot it's gross.

When I get done with mine it be like

 

[BunchePark]

No to coffee

Yes to student loans and rush cards

OP lol