You're not a real man if you need coffee in the morning

[unit321]

Bruh you're a former cop...it doesn't get any more insecure than that....

Yeah. I am about as insecure as you are gay.

 

[Chichi Manietzsche]

@ the coffee slander happening in this thread right now

 

[West Coast Avenger]

Yeah. I am about as insecure as you are gay.

.....

 

[Dwolf]

Not a lie was told

This one is pretty self explanatory. You can't call yourself a man and "need" coffee.

Any dude who always goes to starbucks is getting cheated on by his woman. I guarantee it.

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life and im gonna keep it that way.

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Found the most insecure man on the coli...

 

[boriquaking]

Tried coffee once, never liked it.

Why the fukk would i want a cup of bitter ass beans? Yall payin like $5 a cup

 

[HookersandIceCream]

 

[Jacaveli The Don]

Word to OP, never touched tea or coffee

Real G shyt

 

[Mofongo]

OP doesn't even lift.

Yup. Some black coffee in the morning before the gym.

 

[Neil Tyson]

Tried coffee once, never liked it.

Why the fukk would i want a cup of bitter ass beans? Yall payin like $5 a cup

No you didn't.

 

[BrothaZay]

Co sign!
Grown ass men talkn about "ugh im not a mornin person I need to get a cup of coffee or ima be cranky"
Like nikka

 

[Reflected]

Bruh, my dad drinks coffee every day, he retired from the Special Forces not too long ago. wtf

 

[boriquaking]

No you didn't.

What?

 

[okocharuud]

Winter morning, driving to work drinking my mocha out my therm flask.

Doesn't always have to be coffee though, just the warmth my chest feel is

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Bruh, my dad drinks coffee every day, he retired from the Special Forces not too long ago. wtf

Dude, don't pay these cats no mind man......... Most dudes on this forum haven't accomplished enough\anything to warrant a cup of coffee