There's a better chance of you getting a gorilla in an armbar and making it tap.
Edit: Fedor has actually submitted a bear by armbarI need to re-evaluate this.
how the fukk do you submit a bear? you better not try to tell me the bear tapped out
You're in a steel cage match who is your opponent: grizzly bear or a silver back gorilla?
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how the fukk do you submit a bear? you better not try to tell me the bear tapped out
The bear is going to be more aggressive since you are food for him, also the bear is more likely to climb that cage than the gorilla. Ill take on the gorilla and then climb the cage soon as the match start.
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
Humans are built for that combat without weapons or protection.....or cunning...
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
The fukk is with these comparisons lol....
Reminds me of this dumb ass horror movie I watched the other day called "would you rather"
People had to choose between stabbing their self in the eye or getting electrocuted.
Reminds me of this dumb ass horror movie I watched the other day called "would you rather"
People had to choose between stabbing their self in the eye or getting electrocuted.
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GORILLA
YOU HAVE A CHANCE AT OUTRUNNING A GORILLA. BEARS ARE BIGGER, STRONGER, FASTER, CAN SWIM FASTER, CLIMB, AND WILL STEAL YOUR PIC-A-NIC BASKET.
YOU HAVE A CHANCE AT OUTRUNNING A GORILLA. BEARS ARE BIGGER, STRONGER, FASTER, CAN SWIM FASTER, CLIMB, AND WILL STEAL YOUR PIC-A-NIC BASKET.
NOOOOOOOOOOOyou know what? im going at that gorilla throat, they done pissed me off
always want to act a fool around the nikkas n shyt but as soon as they see a white woman
they on some
im slapping the c00n outta him
Capo Dei Capi
Fukk a studio thug, I'm a skinny jeans bigot
at me suggesting this match up in the Great White/Bengal Tiger thread and nikkas actually making this into a thread. Man if we don't at least have some sort of weapon we fukked regardless. This shyt's in a steel cage brehs. Only 1 thing is leaving that bytch alive.
A gorilla would prolly KO you in one punch. You'd be out cold while he does the jungle version of the C-walk on your body until you die. That grizzly is going to be swiping at you with big ass claws and biting you and shyt. nikka gon be getting swung around like that black guy in the movie The Edge.
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
I love these types of threads lol and this nicca still with the animal whisperer shyt omg I luv yall
you know what? im going at that gorilla throat, they done pissed me off
always want to act a fool around the nikkas n shyt but as soon as they see a white woman
they on some
im slapping the c00n outta him
Christ
Black_Jesus
Superstar
Anybody who chose the bear is out their fukking minds.. gorillas dont eat humans
You ain't outrunning this breh, plus you in a cage anyway
BOTH RUN FASTER THAN US BUT BEARS RUN TWICE AS FAST AND CAN HOLD THAT SPEED FOR MILES. GORILLAS RUN A LITTLE BIT FASTER THAN US BUT DON'T HAVE THE ENDURANCE.