You're dumb as hell if you brush your teeth before breakfast

[Fiji Water]

Go head on somewhere musty mouth

Brushing before sex exposes you to a higher risk of STDs and bacteria. Creates microtears all over your mouth.

How the fukk do you wake up at 4am?

I go to bed at 4am tf

Got into the habit

Even if I pass out at 3, I still wake up early to do my routine (usually) then go back to bed if I need more sleep.

In fact situations like that is how I got into the habit frfr.

 

[ScottyG]

who the fukk drinking juice every morning

Excuses nikkas who don't brush their teeth use

All of a sudden they eating them commercial breakfasts

 

[ScottyG]

Water only when waking up, toothpaste after you eat. Also mouth wash makes your breath worse cause it dries your mouth out and lack of saliva makes you funky

This nikka needs a dentist asap

 

[Atlanta 80s baby]

nikkas sums neanderthals. Rinse with water until all that shyt is outta yo mouth, how hard is that.

 

[the artist known az]

Beyond wild.

Imma assume you wash ya ass before you lay in your bed,so do you then wake up and don't shower because you did it properly the night b4 and you don't feel dirty?

Just because I said that doesn't mean I don't brush my teeth before I eat breakfast. During the work week I brush first because I start work at 7 but if it's on the weekend sometimes I eat before I brush unless I'm going out early. It's not really a big deal to me. They do get brushed twice a day but this is the coli where everyone tries to act holier than thou

 

[ucanthandlethetruth]

Who the fukk wakes up and immediately brushes their teeth?

Mfers act like it's somehow cleaner to brush your teeth immediately after waking up

When in reality you gotta deal with their breakfast tasting like shyt, especially if you have OJ

And to add insult to injury, they walk around with musty breath and food particles marinating in-between their teeth all day as soon as they leave the house

That's what the fukk you get tryhard ass breh, leaving the house breath smelling like eggs and breakfast burrito

And don't tell me there's some tryhard mfer who brushes their teeth twice say goodbye to your enamel

The sophisticated way to to eat breakfast FIRST and brush your teeth AFTER. Brush your teeth right before leaving the house for the freshest breath possible. Dumb ass mfers

Hit ya family with daily Dragon breath lazy unsanitary brehs

 

[Verbal Kint]

This nikka needs a dentist asap

If you ignorant just say so:

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Best Mouthwash Question: What's the best mouthwash for bad breath? Answer: Don't be fooled by the happy people in Listerine commercials

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Aint had a cavity in over 20 years.

 

[Problematic Pat]

Nikkaz be drinking OJ with Colgate mouth.

 

[Turbulent]

I don't know but i saw a video on YouTube by some dentist dude that was explaining it's better to brush before. I forgot why though

 

[africngiant]

I brush before and after breakfast like a distinguished gentleman.

u might be more psychotic than the nikkas who brush after

 

[NoMorePie]

You gotta brush before, after. And then after you're done outside so the toxic fumes don't stick to your teeth

 

[Gloxina]

I don't know but i saw a video on YouTube by some dentist dude that was explaining it's better to brush before. I forgot why though

This is common sense and what one’s dentist would’ve taught them as a kid.

 

[3rdWorld]

Bite into food with plaque stained teeth from yesterday brehs..