You're dumb as hell if you brush your teeth before breakfast

[maxamusa]

naaah dawg I be waking up with the DRAGON its mandatory for me off rip on the wakeup

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

In order

Wake up
Drink water
Have brekkie
Brush teeth
Wash my body
Apply body lotion

My routine.

 

[TQbrit]

Imma need Americans to know that the rest of the world don't do the wacka doddle shyt yall do

Imagine waking up and not thinking of brushing your teeth first thing and blowing that rancid breath on poor unsuspecting souls

 

[Womb Raider]

Eat food with dirty teeth brehs

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I floss and gargle with water/baking soda

 

[Lambent55]

Most of the time I don't eat Breakfast.

If I do, I eat it at work, so

 

[TEH]

NO NO NO NO NO
I always brush first, as soon as I wake up it's the first thing I do
I don't even drink water before brushing

When you sleep alot of stuff can go in your mouth, with many coli posters sometimes it's a dikk
And often people sleep with their mouth open

Also I eat lunch first then breakfast.
Truth is that people say breakfast is the choice of champions but no, breakfast was pushed by the meat industry that wanted to sell more sausages.
So they got with health organizations to tell people how important breakfast is.
But anyone who does intermittent fasting knows that's a whole lotta BS!!!!!!!!!

Coli posters #1 enemy = Coli posters

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Well count me as a dumb ass

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

I eat booty before everything … like a debonair lady slayer

 

[Primetime21]

Who the fukk wakes up and immediately brushes their teeth?

Mfers act like it's somehow cleaner to brush your teeth immediately after waking up

When in reality you gotta deal with their breakfast tasting like shyt, especially if you have OJ

who the fukk drinking juice every morning

 

[Mortal1]

I brush with water to get the gunk and bacteria out of your morning mouth, tongue, eat, then repat brushing with toothpaste. That's my routine.

 

[Dreadknox77]

You eat breakfast??

 

[Verbal Kint]

Water only when waking up, toothpaste after you eat. Also mouth wash makes your breath worse cause it dries your mouth out and lack of saliva makes you funky

 

[old pig]

cac “logic”

I brush my teeth first for what should be obvious reasons

after breakfast, I’ll just rinse my mouth out and look to make sure nothing’s stuck between my teeth…not too many ppl brush their teeth after lunch so I don’t feel the need to brush it after breakfast since I’ve already brushed them already…but brushing your teeth upon waking up serves a very important purpose…I brush them again at night but I imagine many here don’t lol

 

[RiffRaff]

NO NO NO NO NO
I always brush first, as soon as I wake up it's the first thing I do
I don't even drink water before brushing

When you sleep alot of stuff can go in your mouth, with many coli posters sometimes it's a dikk
And often people sleep with their mouth open

Also I eat lunch first then breakfast.
Truth is that people say breakfast is the choice of champions but no, breakfast was pushed by the meat industry that wanted to sell more sausages.
So they got with health organizations to tell people how important breakfast is.
But anyone who does intermittent fasting knows that's a whole lotta BS!!!!!!!!!