You're dumb as hell if you brush your teeth before breakfast

[King]

Who the fukk wakes up and immediately brushes their teeth?

Mfers act like it's somehow cleaner to brush your teeth immediately after waking up

When in reality you gotta deal with their breakfast tasting like shyt, especially if you have OJ

And to add insult to injury, they walk around with musty breath and food particles marinating in-between their teeth all day as soon as they leave the house

That's what the fukk you get tryhard ass breh, leaving the house breath smelling like eggs and breakfast burrito

And don't tell me there's some tryhard mfer who brushes their teeth twice say goodbye to your enamel

The sophisticated way to to eat breakfast FIRST and brush your teeth AFTER. Brush your teeth right before leaving the house for the freshest breath possible. Dumb ass mfers

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

I brush before and after breakfast like a distinguished gentleman.

 

[Paper Boi]

i brush after mostly because the mouthwash i use lingers and it fukks with the taste of food if you eat right away.


get ready for coli posters who brush their teeth 7x a day, shower 6x a day and wash their towels and sheets after 1 use to come in here and tell you how unhygienic we are for only brushing once in the morning tho, see the post above.

 

[Sad Bunny]

Yuck. Just brush your teeth then rinse your mouth with water.

Who eats breakfast anymore anyways. It’s 2023

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I feel like this thread has a lot of hostility directed towards a particular person.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

I brush before and after breakfast like a distinguished gentleman.

I eat booty before everything … like a debonair lady slayer

 

[Roger king]

Grown men should not be brushing their teeth at all

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I feel you. Why brush twice when you can knock that shyt out in one wop...But some ppl wake up w/ that nasty/plaque-y/stale taste in their mouth, so I understand

 

[Gloxina]

TheColi indeed

 

[NoMorePie]

Brush your fukking tongue too

Nasty asses out here

 

[Soylent Greenz]

Who the fukk wakes up and immediately brushes their teeth?

Mfers act like it's somehow cleaner to brush your teeth immediately after waking up

When in reality you gotta deal with their breakfast tasting like shyt, especially if you have OJ

And to add insult to injury, they walk around with musty breath and food particles marinating in-between their teeth all day as soon as they leave the house

That's what the fukk you get tryhard ass breh, leaving the house breath smelling like eggs and breakfast burrito

And don't tell me there's some tryhard mfer who brushes their teeth twice say goodbye to your enamel

The sophisticated way to to eat breakfast FIRST and brush your teeth AFTER. Brush your teeth right before leaving the house for the freshest breath possible. Dumb ass mfers

So you get up in the morning after bacteria has festered in your jibbs unabated all night,and you go straight for the kitchen?


Momma Mia,this nikka nasty.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Brush your fukking tongue too

Nasty asses out here

Scrape! Scrape that mf

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Tair]

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

NO NO NO NO NO
I always brush first, as soon as I wake up it's the first thing I do
I don't even drink water before brushing

When you sleep alot of stuff can go in your mouth, with many coli posters sometimes it's a dikk
And often people sleep with their mouth open

Also I eat lunch first then breakfast.
Truth is that people say breakfast is the choice of champions but no, breakfast was pushed by the meat industry that wanted to sell more sausages.
So they got with health organizations to tell people how important breakfast is.
But anyone who does intermittent fasting knows that's a whole lotta BS!!!!!!!!!