Your wife tells you she killed someone. The body is in the car. What do you do?

[CarbonBraddock]

You are at home and hear a car screech into the driveway. Your wife, mother of your children, bursts in the door crying and hollering. She had been at subway and seen a woman who used to bully her in highschool. She snapped. She waited til the other woman was getting in her car and beat her to death with the sandwich. Now the body is in the car and she is looking to you for leadership and guidance. No cameras caught anything and there were no witnesses. What do you do? Discuss.

edit: plot twist, you go to verify there's a body and the woman is still alive! she tries to leap out the trunk at you and your wife. pastrami is everywhere brehs. discuss.

 

[ScottyG]

Find a new wife, why she out here killing folks for I could be next.

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

Time for the hydrofluoric acid. We ride or die

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Report the car stolen after i remove parts from it n bleach bomb it..

N set it ablaze

 

[Sex Luthor]

Tell her to calm down and take a breath. I'll make a few calls real quick then break it down to her.

Since she was alone when she did it there's no need to bring the kids and the rest of the family in to this. Tell her to drive the car with the body down to Memphis Tennessee. My girl Geraldine with one gold tooth and a dripping wet curl will meet her at the location and dispose of the body. She owes me a few favors from back in the day. Give her the keys and fly back the first flight out . Change clothes before and during the flight and dispose of the old clothes. I'll have air tight cover story for her when she gets back



As soon as she walks out the door to bring the body to Memphis I'm calling the kkkops and tell them is some crazy bytch driving with a body in the trunk. If she'll kill them she'll kill me to. fukk that hoe

 

[TL15]

Pull my pants up
Leave my side chick’s house
And figure out what to do on the drive home

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Call my jump off and tell her we finally finna be together

 

[Food Mane]

aye husband I got a body in the trunk
ain't no coke, papi in a slump

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I’ve got my “1 side piece allowed” card.

 

[norfwestdc]

Turn her in and get the money

 

[Calibrated]

Ask her where my sandwich at?

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[ThirdAct]

"I'll visit you in prison"

 

[Goodnews]

If she snapped on a bully from the past she definitely gonna kill me when she find out all the triflin shyt I've been doing during the marriage. I'm reporting her to the police and raising my kids as a loving caring single father.

 

[Supa]