Your most embarrassing memories

[YAYU]

called my sensei by his first name on the 1st day of karate class by mistake. (him and my dad were friends)

i can still feel everybodies eyes glare at me as this man turned around and yelled in my face to never address him by name in his dojo

made me run laps around the building.

THEN 100 pushups.

im still embarrassed

 

[MasterThought]

Probably the first time (and only time) I experienced performance anxiety and couldn't get hard.

There comes a point where you realize ....ITS NOT GOING TO GET HARD NO MATTER WHAT...and you gotta tell her because she's laying there waiting.

Luckily it did get hard an hour later and we ended up doing it. We remained cool and smashed on & off for like 5 years and would make jokes sometimes about the first time we tried to have sex and I couldn't get hard.