Young & Dumb...what's the dumbest thing you've done as a youf' (<< 21yo)

[Harry Sax]

stealing
gettin bytches pregnant

i started bussin n a crowd...i was drunk....and i was at the let out of this club n it was alot of fights breakin out...my house was down tha street so i went n got my fie and my homeboy got his...and i seen this nikka i aint like and i was like this close from shootin him in the face

well i was totein a 357 with hollows, so when i let that bytch off EVERYBODY got low and bytches started leaving...i was walkin around like until this random nikka grabbed me like "u need to leave they callin the police" i was like i aint do shyt what u talkin about....nikka looked at me like

so i put tha pistol in the car, took my shirt off, and watched all the fukkery that ensued

 

[klientel]

alot of in this thread

worst thing I did was I was addicted to basketball cards and used to steal em...never got caught tho

 

[patscorpio]

subs for later....gotta think about this a little

 

[KnowledgeIsQueen]

I turned down a scholarship to attend Vassar college because my S/O at the time didn't want me to go

I also cut off the majority of my friends due to the aforementioned S/O (never make ANYONE your EVERYTHING!)

 

[Typical :hamster: poster]

Went on a shoplifting spree (12 y.o.)

Happened for about 2, 3 months

In the middle, I even got caught and my father whooped my behind (stripped down to the drowezz) and still kept stealin' (one of the reasons I don't believe in whoopings--I was a good kid, but I had emotional issues)

I stole a rack of CDs

I stole every The Sims (PC) game from Wal-Mart (The Sims, The Hot Date expansion, and House Party)

And I stayed stealin' workout magazines because of the swimsuit issues/sections (prolly stole 30 of 'em)

I just got tired of stealing and stopped

When I did get caught, it was because I was stealing CDs, wearing a loud colored parka and hat...and it was about 80 outside

The only time I got caught

I'm glad I'm on a better route

Did a lot of drinking and driving...to the point that when i woke up the entire night seemed like a dream, but nope...people told me i was there...

Robbed two drug dealers...one me and my friend just jumped out and put the pistol to his face...the other was some middle class white kid selling coke out his basement...we just threatened him a bit...between the two of them we didn't even get a grand...

When I was 16 this 15 year old girl i was banging said she was pregnant...i told her to get an abortion and she said she wasn't...i went to subway or some shyt, bought her a sandwhich and put d con rat poison in it. She got real sick, but later said she was never pregnant...oh well

When I was 19 I went with some friends of mine who beat up this dude...not really sure who he was or why he was getting beat up...I took pictures with a disposable camera of him...and then some pictures of his family...they weren't in the house but like pictures of the pictures of his kids...after I got them developed I randomly hung them up on my wall in college...it was sort of funny to have people see them and be like :merchant

Between the ages of 19-21

Almost died from a bad e-pill (don't know why I didn't
House that me and my friends got turned into an all out trap house, that shyt was doin numbers, all this while down the street from the police station.
Broke every dish/glass/vase in middle of the street while drugged up/drunk. (Police rolled by,didn't do anything)
Took some chics car we didn't know( she just bought it) almost died b/c me and the homies was dogging it out. Ended fukking her shyt up pretty bad.
Drug running
Tryna set nikkas up/ run in nikkas cribs.
So much more, to this day I'm not sure why I'm still here, did a lot of dumb shyt put peoples life at risk. And I'm not even that type of dudes,but growing up in the D,more then likely your gonna have goons on ur team no matter what.

Ya'll two wild

did so much coke my left arm went numb, stole a roll of E pills, drank, AND i was told i boned a 2/10 broad



drove home later that night

All in one night?

 

[Mowgli]

Put a hicky on my neck with a vaccum and fronted like i had a bytch at 13. Some chick was like *that looks like a vaccum attachment*

(stop playin girl) - is what i said

- inside.

Thinkin *damn why cant you just let me shine*

 

[Francis White]

I Max Hardcored a strip club owners wife, the guy found out and i admit he was too connected so i had to avoid his wife and the area for years.

 

[Mowgli]

I Max Hardcored a strip club owners wife, the guy found out and i admit he was too connected so i had to avoid his wife and the area for years.

ooooooooooooooooooo that was you?

 

[Francis White]

ooooooooooooooooooo that was you?

She was the book keeper and she had that Layla Rivera look, she only told me she married after i say to her , you live in duplex in midtown on a book keepers salary? She said her husband owns the club and several bars, i was , had to leave it alone.

 

[TheBigBopper]

fukking up in HS
Taking on too much debt
fukking up my credit

 

[Francium]

fukking up in HS
Taking on too much debt
fukking up my credit

Probably the worse one yet

 

[AgentGrey]

Happened like 3 weeks ago,
Coming out of work I went to an associates house, got a decent amount of green in the back (it was a Nissan Armada).
Well he stays by the gas station so I say lemme grab a box of swishers and some snacks n shyt, on the way out I forget to turn my headlights on (Im already kinda high and its about 3am).
I get pulled over, luckily its a white female cop (she looked ok but im nervous as fukk so fukk what she looks like lol) she goes "do u know why I stopped u"?
I had no idea honestly so I'm like hell no, all i did was make a left turn
Shes like "you're headlights are off and its 3am"
So I tell her I was getting out of work and I was very tired, then show her my license, situated next to my job's ID card and an expired Military ID from when I was like 15 So she starts goin on about family and friends who worked where I worked and served in the military and lets me off with a warning
If i wasnt so high I wouldve probably been panicking.

 

[EVILRICO]

Went to a kappa weekend beach party , sipping and smoking. Woke up the next with my car in the front yard on flats and bricks in the window.

I parked the car in the garage and just went back to the beach party

 

[MoneyBags]

When i was 5 i ate some pills i found on a playground after my cousin dared me. i later found out those were birth control pills.

at 16 me and my dumb azz friend decided to ride in VA of all places down the highway and shoot his brother's stolen gun in the air repeatedly

 

[EVILRICO]

I gave my unstable cousin two hits of acid, then we had to trap him in my room because he was having a bad trip. all he kept doing was crying that he wanted to go to the emergency room.... I was only 14 so im like hell noooo!!!!!!!!! i Held him down until he quit crying, mind you that he is 16