Young & Dumb...what's the dumbest thing you've done as a youf' (<< 21yo)

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Took xanax and got in a fight with a cop. Him and his partner beat the shyt out of me. I was lucky they didn't press assault charges but I had to do a little bid.

 

[OPTiMO]

DUI and other stupid ass shyt getting myself into trouble

 

[Tyuhnjko]

D

 

[Sansprix]

Man.....so much stupid shyt that could have got me killed or locked up.

Luckily, it was only a short period of time....and I wisened up quick.

Hanging round with drug dealers, droppin off packages for them
Getting into fights a lot....real dirty fights
Sneaking out to joyride around the BX with people who were drinking/smoking
Being a getaway driver for a robbery

I'm glad I made it out in one piece

 

[DreadHead P]

C'mon bro

this ain't exactly a bad decision I made but its definitely one of the dumbest situations i've ever found myself in, matter of fact me and my boys still refer to to this night as *that one fateful night* cause it way the first night of a long friendship of crazy nights

This happened back in 06 not too long after i got out to Seattle. We 5 deep, a group full of wild horny 19 year olds let's just use initials, A, D, E, and AJ. D put us on to this house party one night so we went 2 cars deep. After we been there for a while A gets a call from this chick we'll call rita, I introduced them cause i used to fukk wit her cousin K but we fell out and wasn't on talkin terms at that point. Rita told A her and 2 of her cousins was home along drinking and wanted some company, guaranteed p*ssy so he wants to go. He said somethin to me about it but i was feelin the party, didn't wanna leave so him, D, and AJ left us there. Lil later a fight breaks out and ends the party, so now me, E, and J are tryin to catch up wit the other 3. I called A and he told us were to come, we get and he's waitin in the parking lot, because I was drunk I get out the car mad as hell like "nikka how the fukk you gone leave me? You wouldnt even know that bytch if it wasn't for me". This nikka just gave me the hush finger, put his arm around me, said "look at this" and walked me into this apartment and cracked a bedroom door. I can't really explain what I saw at first cause it was completely dark, it honestly looked like 2 nikkas humpin opposite sides of a laundry pile. Once i realized what it was i was like , it was ol' girl Rita, D was tagging her mouth and AJ was beating her walls in. What was my first reaction? Whip my dikk out and walk in the room like . Totally disregarding the fact that she was already preoccupied I put my dikk in her face, she sucked it for a second then stopped and said "wait a minute, you look like P, what's your name?", I pulled my hat real low and said "my name Kev ", she said "nah I think your P", then she started lookin at D and AJ talkin about "i ain't tell yall yall could fukk me anyway". We put our dikks away and walked out the room and A went in the room to try to call her down. So we're standin in the livin room when we get the bright idea to start stealin shyt. We running all around this house just taking random shyt, no one really found anything of value, I was goin thru a night stand when i heard somebody yell "rita! WTF!" We look at each other like and start runnin around tryin to figure out how we gonna get out of there. I ran to the patio door, as I'm tryin to slide the door open D comes out out of nowhere with one of these

kicking it completely off the track. We ran out on the patio and i was just gettin ready to jump till D stopped me, good thing he did cause even though we was on the bottom floor it was a steep slope, a good 15 foot fall onto a slope that ended in sticker bushes and god knows what else. So now I'm like fucc it, we just gotta make a run for it out the front door. I open the front door and K's sister is standing there, turns out it was her apartment and Rita was just stayin there, and she knew my face because we had a lil run in a month or so before that when things went bad wit her sister. I took off running to the whip, D came out right after me, looked the bytch in her face holding her digital camera and a bunch of DVD'S he took, laughs, and keeps running but this dumb ass dropped the gun and didn't pick it up cause he thought it was the camera. A and E came walkin out whistling wit their hands in their pockets, and we hopped in the cars and smashed out. I'm not sure what happened between Rita and the cousin after that but she obviously wasnt too mad about it cause she didn't call the cops, we actually ended up having to go back and get her and take her to K's house

@ me having another story about the crew fuccin wit Rita that ended in gun shots

 

[Dank Hill]

Girl called me out in middle school and said I had a small dikk, so I dropped my pants in the middle of the busy hallway and showed her...

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

gettin high on my way to a club i never been to with my boy, we got lost and he called up his nikka to help us get there, fukked up and turned on a one way downtown... sure enough the laws was RIGHT THERE as it happened in a panic i damn near hit one of em as he told me to park the car and i could tell by the look on his face after that, shyt was about to go down. they searched all thru the car... grilled us for forever it seemed. but they never found the blunt. to this day i still dont know how, that shyt was a miracle pulled our cellphones outta our phones while we was cuffed and called our moms up to let em know, towed my fukkin car. that shyt was like $300 to get out... that shyt was like one whole pay check for me. like i said, they aint find the blunt, so it coulda been worse but still... thats prolly the biggest l i took in life. i was 19

 

[Typical :hamster: poster]

this ain't exactly a bad decision I made but its definitely one of the dumbest situations i've ever found myself in, matter of fact me and my boys still refer to to this night as *that one fateful night* cause it way the first night of a long friendship of crazy nights

This happened back in 06 not too long after i got out to Seattle. We 5 deep, a group full of wild horny 19 year olds let's just use initials, A, D, E, and AJ. D put us on to this house party one night so we went 2 cars deep. After we been there for a while A gets a call from this chick we'll call rita, I introduced them cause i used to fukk wit her cousin K but we fell out and wasn't on talkin terms at that point. Rita told A her and 2 of her cousins was home along drinking and wanted some company, guaranteed p*ssy so he wants to go. He said somethin to me about it but i was feelin the party, didn't wanna leave so him, D, and AJ left us there. Lil later a fight breaks out and ends the party, so now me, E, and J are tryin to catch up wit the other 3. I called A and he told us were to come, we get and he's waitin in the parking lot, because I was drunk I get out the car mad as hell like "nikka how the fukk you gone leave me? You wouldnt even know that bytch if it wasn't for me". This nikka just gave me the hush finger, put his arm around me, said "look at this" and walked me into this apartment and cracked a bedroom door. I can't really explain what I saw at first cause it was completely dark, it honestly looked like 2 nikkas humpin opposite sides of a laundry pile. Once i realized what it was i was like , it was ol' girl Rita, D was tagging her mouth and AJ was beating her walls in. What was my first reaction? Whip my dikk out and walk in the room like . Totally disregarding the fact that she was already preoccupied I put my dikk in her face, she sucked it for a second then stopped and said "wait a minute, you look like P, what's your name?", I pulled my hat real low and said "my name Kev ", she said "nah I think your P", then she started lookin at D and AJ talkin about "i ain't tell yall yall could fukk me anyway". We put our dikks away and walked out the room and A went in the room to try to call her down. So we're standin in the livin room when we get the bright idea to start stealin shyt. We running all around this house just taking random shyt, no one really found anything of value, I was goin thru a night stand when i heard somebody yell "rita! WTF!" We look at each other like and start runnin around tryin to figure out how we gonna get out of there. I ran to the patio door, as I'm tryin to slide the door open D comes out out of nowhere with one of these

kicking it completely off the track. We ran out on the patio and i was just gettin ready to jump till D stopped me, good thing he did cause even though we was on the bottom floor it was a steep slope, a good 15 foot fall onto a slope that ended in sticker bushes and god knows what else. So now I'm like fucc it, we just gotta make a run for it out the front door. I open the front door and K's sister is standing there, turns out it was her apartment and Rita was just stayin there, and she knew my face because we had a lil run in a month or so before that when things went bad wit her sister. I took off running to the whip, D came out right after me, looked the bytch in her face holding her digital camera and a bunch of DVD'S he took, laughs, and keeps running but this dumb ass dropped the gun and didn't pick it up cause he thought it was the camera. A and E came walkin out whistling wit their hands in their pockets, and we hopped in the cars and smashed out. I'm not sure what happened between Rita and the cousin after that but she obviously wasnt too mad about it cause she didn't call the cops, we actually ended up having to go back and get her and take her to K's house

@ me having another story about the crew fuccin wit Rita that ended in gun shots

smh Good job, good effort

 

[RicanFury]

3rd grade looked up under a teachers dress during field day....n said her monkey need some bananas kuz its droolin..

hit the emergency switch at a gas station

throw ice inside of the grease at mcdonalds...

set off some bottle rockets in my granddaddy's nursin home..

its a ride called the space roller at the state fair of texas..i got the biggest fine for shootin off a roman candle while on it..i got a 5 yr ban from the fair as well

 

[duckbutta]

Did a lot of drinking and driving...to the point that when i woke up the entire night seemed like a dream, but nope...people told me i was there...

Robbed two drug dealers...one me and my friend just jumped out and put the pistol to his face...the other was some middle class white kid selling coke out his basement...we just threatened him a bit...between the two of them we didn't even get a grand...

When I was 16 this 15 year old girl i was banging said she was pregnant...i told her to get an abortion and she said she wasn't...i went to subway or some shyt, bought her a sandwhich and put d con rat poison in it. She got real sick, but later said she was never pregnant...oh well

When I was 19 I went with some friends of mine who beat up this dude...not really sure who he was or why he was getting beat up...I took pictures with a disposable camera of him...and then some pictures of his family...they weren't in the house but like pictures of the pictures of his kids...after I got them developed I randomly hung them up on my wall in college...it was sort of funny to have people see them and be like :merchant

 

[Playeroni]

Between the ages of 19-21

Almost died from a bad e-pill (don't know why I didn't
House that me and my friends got turned into an all out trap house, that shyt was doin numbers, all this while down the street from the police station.
Broke every dish/glass/vase in middle of the street while drugged up/drunk. (Police rolled by,didn't do anything)
Took some chics car we didn't know( she just bought it) almost died b/c me and the homies was dogging it out. Ended fukking her shyt up pretty bad.
Drug running
Tryna set nikkas up/ run in nikkas cribs.
So much more, to this day I'm not sure why I'm still here, did a lot of dumb shyt put peoples life at risk. And I'm not even that type of dudes,but growing up in the D,more then likely your gonna have goons on ur team no matter what.

 

[Born2BKing]

3rd grade looked up under a teachers dress during field day....n said her monkey need some bananas kuz its droolin..

hit the emergency switch at a gas station

throw ice inside of the grease at mcdonalds...

set off some bottle rockets in my granddaddy's nursin home..

its a ride called the space roller at the state fair of texas..i got the biggest fine for shootin off a roman candle while on it..i got a 5 yr ban from the fair as well

Damn you was a bad ass lil kid.

But mine would prolly have to be driving some of my homeboys to commit a murder. Luckily the dudes they were going to kill had already bounced. I look back at that shyt now like I would prolly be doing life in prison if them dudes had stayed around.

 

[Rominati]

A whole bunch of illegal activity as a young knuckle head. Im lucky I never got caught. I would of been doing Max B numbers

 

[SoulController]

did so much coke my left arm went numb, stole a roll of E pills, drank, AND i was told i boned a 2/10 broad



drove home later that night

 

[Silver Surfer]

got a DUI...although it was more the officer just jamming me up