Young & Dumb...what's the dumbest thing you've done as a youf' (<< 21yo)

[shopthatwrecks]

3rd grade looked up under a teachers dress during field day....n said her monkey need some bananas kuz its droolin..

hit the emergency switch at a gas station

throw ice inside of the grease at mcdonalds...

set off some bottle rockets in my granddaddy's nursin home..

its a ride called the space roller at the state fair of texas..i got the biggest fine for shootin off a roman candle while on it..i got a 5 yr ban from the fair as well

 

[twan83]

Driving Drunk alot while stationed in Grand Forks(even hit a cop one time, got away with it), kind of glad I came to Korea, I can't have a whip here

Smashing a couple of wives while their husbands were away

Calling the cops when I was like 15 drunk. Smh

Its plenty more, but yea I'm still learning

Not getting laid till i got in the army but what was so bad is because i turned down threesomes and it was more than one of em cuz too i was too fukking stupid and green

 

[ClassyME]

I've done too much crazy shyt for me to list down. Just to name a few...

I talked to a dude and his brother(nonsexual obviously, back in 11th grade)... I didn't know they were related AND they found out lol.

 

[Typical :hamster: poster]

some girls prefer a small penis. lay off the pills.

I forgot to add it was my first year in college...I was 18

EDIT: I was inspired to make this thread because of news that a dude died from a penis enlargement shot

 

[Wallie]

Climbed out my window to meet my bf at a park by my house at 1 am (my dad came looking for me with the belt & beat both our asses).

Didn't wear my retainer after I got my braces off.

Tried to cut myself some bangs.

Tried to bleach my hair with actual bleach.

 

[Typical :hamster: poster]

Tried to bleach my hair with actual bleach.

 

[Gus Money]

I got my haircut at a white barbershop once (either Great Clips or Super Cuts, I can't remember).

 

[DreadHead P]

Ion think yall ready for that story

 

[Typical :hamster: poster]

Ion think yall ready for that story

C'mon bro

 

[Wallie]

Ion think yall ready for that story

We ready.

Tell that story.

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

I got my haircut at a white barbershop once (either Great Clips or Super Cuts, I can't remember).

Lol at this

 

[havoc00]

I got my haircut at a white barbershop once (either Great Clips or Super Cuts, I can't remember).

im white and dont even do that shyt

 

[Two Stacks]

I got my haircut at a white barbershop once (either Great Clips or Super Cuts, I can't remember).

 

[JP_614]

Driving home drunk a few times from the club

Driving drunk to a strippers house to smash went raw

cant think of any others right now

 

[Gus Money]

Lol at this

im white and dont even do that shyt

It was worse than you can imagine