Young And Hungry - Dallas Cowboys 2017 Offseason Thread

[Codeine Bryant]

How we gonna be Forbes number 1 franchise and America's Team and our season thread title is full of pessimism talmbout Sophomore Slump.


Nah. Appreciate the effort tho, @Deeeez Nuts :jerry:

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Atleast it cant backfire. Running the score up on the other hand

Lol we scared of jinxes now? We gotta be humble in our thread titles?

Or does that stop as soon as kickoff starts and we shove it down opposing fans' throats with smilies and SWAGBOYZ ad nauseum?

C'mon breh. fukk a backfire. If the Cowboys gonna fukk up, they're gonna fukk up.

 

[Primetime21]

Lol we scared of jinxes now? We gotta be humble in our thread titles?

Or does that stop as soon as kickoff starts and we shove it down opposing fans' throats with smilies and SWAGBOYZ ad nauseum?

C'mon breh. fukk a backfire. If the Cowboys gonna fukk up, they're gonna fukk up.

Have it your way

 

[Trill McClay]

To be honest, I'm not trying to have some negative shyt like "Sophomore Slumps" in our season thread title.

I appreciate the effort, but fukk that noise :dakstare:

Naw, this is like a bad luck title breh

Fair enough, What titles y'all got then?

It don't matter how well we perform and how it correlates with the season/game thread titles, bums have entered our threads talking shyt regardless. Even with our good luck avi's.

 

[Trill McClay]

Also I got rep for anyone that negs this bum @feast__5

"I still workout everyday"

 

[jay211]

I had the IT WASN'T ME. But guess we ain't feeling it. Someone make a thread title. We ready!

 

[who_better_than_me]

Nigguh talkin bad luck? It's been bad luck, bad calls, bad passes, bad kicks, bad coverage, bad protection, bad coaches for 20 plus years. It truly can't get any worst. If we goin go Down, we could at least go down with our nutz hanging.


That ancient nigguh that went extinct beating his meat had the right mindset. Nigguh was like, whatever goin happen goin happen regardless, I'm do me though

 

[who_better_than_me]

Y'all nigguhs in Texas and Florida I'm over here in the belly of the beast in DC. I don't have the privilege of being low key and passive in my fanship. I'm surround by fans of division foes and even steeler fansEven the Ravens fan pop shyt. They always ask me about Texas stadium and how they shut that bytch down for good(ravens were the last team we played at Texas stadium).

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

You can get with this or you can get with dak-2017-2018 cowboys season thread

I vote for this one

 

[R.U.L.E.]

Y'all nigguhs in Texas and Florida I'm over here in the belly of the beast in DC. I don't have the privilege of being low key and passive in my fandhio. I'm surround by fans of division foes and even steeler fansEven the Ravens fan pop shyt. They always ask me about Texas stadium and how they shut that bytch down for good(ravens were the last team we played at Texas stadium).

I'm in DC once a year. There's a shyt ton of boys fans at least when I'm there.

Hell there was an old joke that still goes today about how the DC stands for "Dallas Cowboys"

 

[El Bombi]

I vote for this one

I cosign as well

 

[El Bombi]

You can get with this or you can get with dak-2017-2018 cowboys season thread

I think we have a winner

 

[smitty22]

Garretteed Dak and EZE give you what ya need

 

[Ashyneezz]

I know it's preseason game 1, but I'm hype for tomorrow

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

I know this secondary is young and inexperienced but a training camp with no Carr, no Church and no Claiborne is

No way the secondary can be any worse that it was for the past several years. I also think a good Corner/Safety will end up getting cut