You, your best friend and wife Stranded on an island, how long before you KILL him for her?

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There's a movie about this, the wife ends up being more attracted to the friend just off the strength of being stronger and more handy with survival tips. The wife actually turns on her husband, he packs his shyt and moves across the island while his wife is laying up with the other guy.

Alot of folks don't want to accept it but their wives are getting fukked on that island.

nikka! What movie is that? I gotta watch for the fukkery.
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What if she doesn't find homicide attractive?
Well, it won't matter what she thinks because of the implication

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It’s a wrap for him before we even get stranded.

I’m just joking :demonic:
 

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I'll let that simp live long enough to build her a shelter and find her a regular source of food. Once he has expended himself trying to secure his woman's living situation he can be dispensed of.
 

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I’ll tell you what, if I establish myself as the dominant male - making shelter, catching game, creating tools, capturing drinking water, I’m taking ALL the booty.
 

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yall will be funky, covered in bug bites, angry over lack of food and weak
she's not gonna look like that, and i doubt sex will be on your mind.


u would probably want to get rid of the girl cuz she's the weak link taking up 33% of the food
 
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