You only got one shot at surviving: bengal tiger or great white shark?

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Tigers are probably one of the easier animals to triangle choke. They over extend their arms past your waistline making it easier to secure the choke. I'll take the tiger. You cant use BJJ on great whites.
 

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They're both deadly.

But lol @ punching Sharks in the nose. You have to time it+place it+execute PERFECTLY. And you're in water.

Give me the shark on land. Yoiu're bound to find something you can smack it with. crack a 2 by 4 across its head. It won't kill it but it will at least give you a chance to stomp it out or run away.
 

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Why is everyone ignoring the part where I said it probably would never happen? Is everyone looking for cheap daps these days?
I don't think it's about daps. It was just soooo outlandish at the time bruhh...ppl cant even fathom the shyt:dead:
 

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Its pretty much a lose/lose but I'd have to take the tiger cuz at least with that if you hop in some water you may be able to prolong things and figure out something :yeshrug:
 

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Aight aight aight I get it now. Okay what id do is pick the tiger and sit there and let it kill me :krs:

Is that the answer u fakkits looking for?
Watch ya mouth breh. I don't do the gay jokes :ufdup: As far as I can tell no one is even getting at you all that much. Just admit the shyt sounds ludicrous regardless of how feasible it is for you to do it and laugh it off like we are. :yaoha:
 
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