First of all negate the shark out of the equation, 2 tons, razor sharp teeth, no sense of giving up and live in the OCEAN, no wins AT ALL!
Now a tiger is the lesser of 2 "evils", being a Black man we are the cream of the earth, the original man and deep down in our spirits we control all wild life, theres a reason the center of the world is Africa. Anyway, most tiger are from Asia and India, the Asiatic Black man controls the universe.
*Ski Da Gawd walking through the jungle beat boxing by himself*
Ski Da Gawd: "boom iss da boom iss boom boom iss......I hear leaves crinkling *sniffs the air* OH WORD?!? A tiger here????!!"
![ohhh :ohhh: :ohhh:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/ohhh.png)
*ninja rolls into Bolivian*
Tiger: "dis niqqa was just right HERE, where did he go?" *sniffs the air*
Ski Da Gawd: *makes kissing and hissing sounds, calling the tiger like a house cat so it can come closer*
Tiger *walks slowly* "where dis niqqa at?"
(Cue Public Enemy "Rebel Without A Pause")
Ski Da Gawd: *jumps outta the trees butt ass naked wearing some see through Yeezys and a racc00n hat, screaming like a crow* "Aaaaaaaaarg!! Aaaaaaaaarg!!" *Da Gawd lands on the balls of his feets into a roll, stands up with leaves stuck to his back because of the sweat*
Tiger:
![dahell :dahell: :dahell:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dahell2.png)
![birdman :birdman: :birdman:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/birdman2.png)
*Purrs, licks his lips and walks slowly toward Da Gawd*
Ski Da Gawd: "Boosh olp te duuuk ooon fert!!!" *a loud rumbling develops throughout the jungle and dozens of baboons, Silverback Gorillas and squirrels appear surrounding the tiger*
Tiger: *
![whoa :whoa: :whoa:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/whoa.png)
for some reason howls like a wolf* "Wooooooooo........wooooooooo" *nothing happens*
Ski Da Gawd: "
![myman :myman: :myman:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mynicca1.png)
cat niqqa, they ain't gonna jump you, they're here to make sure I get a fair one."
Ski Hat sweeps the tiger off his feet, the tiger gets up and scratches Da Gawd on his leafy back, Ski screams, "
![damn :damn: :damn:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/damn.png)
aarrgggg you fukk niqqa!!!", Ski goes into 52 Blocks mode (see Zab Judah vs. Mayweather) , the tiger scratches Ski's see through Yeezys
![damn :damn: :damn:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/damn.png)
![damn :damn: :damn:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/damn.png)
now Da Gawd toes is bleeding too, so he grabs dirt and throws it in the tiger's eyes, and disappears into the brush......