You only got one shot at surviving: bengal tiger or great white shark?

[KeysT]

I just need to get both sides of that carotid artery friend which is simplistic. Their necks are smaller then their big ol heads which means when the guilotine is secured, there is NO ESCAPE

I dont need to completely lock up the guard either but for the sake of argument if im having trouble securing the guillotine i may just switch to a Peruvian Necktie



When you start mastering Brazillian Jiujitsu, knowing where the leverage is a simplistic endeavor.

I think when im strangling the tiger i think its claws will be flailing and scratching but friend, when that adrenaline is pumping i probably wont feel it. More the likely the claws will be on the ground trying to use leverage to push away from the choke which will ultimately result in the tiger just choking himself out till hes limp. Probably get a few stitches but at least ill be alive, friend.

Your trolling right now right?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

For someone with autism u sure as hell like making a lot of retard jokes. Go photoshop me some poop stupid

I just need to get both sides of that carotid artery friend which is simplistic. Their necks are smaller then their big ol heads which means when the guilotine is secured, there is NO ESCAPE

I dont need to completely lock up the guard either but for the sake of argument if im having trouble securing the guillotine i may just switch to a Peruvian Necktie

When you start mastering Brazillian Jiujitsu, knowing where the leverage is a simplistic endeavor.

I think when im strangling the tiger i think its claws will be flailing and scratching but friend, when that adrenaline is pumping i probably wont feel it. More the likely the claws will be on the ground trying to use leverage to push away from the choke which will ultimately result in the tiger just choking himself out till hes limp. Probably get a few stitches but at least ill be alive, friend.

your delusion is astounding...almost super human.

 

[flea]

Western Union breh.


Edit: Im getting yelled at for instigating the abuse of an animal right now too smh.

Hey you let people in your personal life know about the coli. You're so cool bro

 

[Sterling Archer]

I just need to get both sides of that carotid artery friend which is simplistic. Their necks are smaller then their big ol heads which means when the guilotine is secured, there is NO ESCAPE

I dont need to completely lock up the guard either but for the sake of argument if im having trouble securing the guillotine i may just switch to a Peruvian Necktie

When you start mastering Brazillian Jiujitsu, knowing where the leverage is a simplistic endeavor.

I think when im strangling the tiger i think its claws will be flailing and scratching but friend, when that adrenaline is pumping i probably wont feel it. More the likely the claws will be on the ground trying to use leverage to push away from the choke which will ultimately result in the tiger just choking himself out till hes limp. Probably get a few stitches but at least ill be alive, friend.

Breh I just can't...So much power in this post friend. :hellnaw:

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Your trolling right now right?

O my friend, you'd have to train to know what im talking about. Animals are dumb so when you put them in holds they dont have the proper techniques to escape. If i was really focused and training extra hard i could probably catch knee bar on a tiger.

 

[3rdWorld]

Its pretty much a lose/lose but I'd have to take the tiger cuz at least with that if you hop in some water you may be able to prolong things and figure out something

They swim, very very well.

 

[Klyk21]

 

[Battle Beast]

Take on apex predators with no weaponry I'll be sure to send your family flowers

 

[mamba]

Try to chill with sharks at night, brehs.

Search ends for missing shark diver
John E. Petty disappeared Sunday during a night-diving expedition at Tiger Beach in the Bahamas; authorities believe he was attacked by a shark

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outposts/post/search-continues-missing-shark-diver/

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Both situations i'd just try and act as crazy as i could in hopes to scare away the animal.If i was stuck in the water with shark i would shyt in the water and rub it all over myself in hopes he think i stink.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Upped!

 

[MenacingMonk]

Do I get scuba gear for the shark challenge at least? If not, it's a lose lose, I'd pick Shark, drowning seems less painful then being mangled by a big cat

This dude said he'd drown.

Fool, you're getting your stomach butchered open before you drown.

You'd be dead before you drown because your lungs would be annihilated.

 

[Klyk21]

Thread stilll cracks me up @flea made this thread​

 

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[ThaRealness]

You dead either way, but Id rather fight in my element