You know it's inevitable... The Batman V Superman SPOILER Discussion Thread

[AquaCityBoy]

Jesus... He let him go because Superman says he needed his help to save Martha... And then Lois told Batman that Martha is his fukking mother..

The strongest dude on earth is asking for your help to save his mom... How hard is this to comprehend especially in a comic book movie

Why do people keep acting like no one comprehends this movie?

Everybody got that part... the problem is that that's fukking stupid.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Oh yeah...Prep Time is STILL UNDEFEATED

 

[AquaCityBoy]

one thing that tripped me out about the movie: the fact metropolis and gotham were right next to each other....them shyt's were just on the other side of the river from each other lol....

I just figured it was like Gotham = Oakland, Metropolis = San Francisco.

 

[Taadow]

Top shelf movie, yo. TOP SHELF.
It's was a good story, while upholding the major tenents of these characters:

- Superman is controlled by females
- Batman is the illest mofo of all these comic book b*stards

I hope we get Aquaman before we get the League movie.

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

Top shelf movie, yo. TOP SHELF.
It's was a good story, while upholding the major tenents of these characters:

- Superman is controlled by females
- Batman is the illest mofo of all these comic book b*stards

I hope we get Aquaman before we get the League movie.

lmao... it's funny cuz it's true

 

[Czerka]

Why do people keep acting like no one comprehends this movie?

Everybody got that part... the problem is that that's fukking stupid.

humanizes supes for batman

nobody understands the loss of your parents better than batgawd

 

[Taadow]

Btw, I really need to hear other people's thoughts on that Pa Kent scene. That shyt had me nearly rolling out my seat with laughter because of how bad it was. Just the whole idea that they really brought Pa Kent back as a ghost vision for the sole purpose of shytting on Clark still trying to be a hero is just ridiculous.

Dude out here talking about hearing the wailing of drowning horses while eating his "hero cake".

You had to know that was gonna happen. They had to put some Kansas Chit in there.

It's not necessarily to "shyt on Clark" for trying to be a hero, but for Clark not to be unilateral and prioritize.
That was to set the table for Clark realizing that despite him feeling he has to "save the world",
he has to decide what really will be "his world". Of course it's Lois (because Superman is controlled by females).
The only one to help him to understand this is John Kent because John Kent was a hero to him.

 

[Taadow]

Last but certainly not least, Lois Lanes titty meats in the bath tub scene..

ha HAAAA....bruh, I was sittin' a couple seats away from this dude...when shifted in the tub and almost got up
and said "dang - almost got it..." my nikka put his fist out for the dap.

 

[Taadow]

(Did anyone else notice Chris Pine in the photo with Diana)

Ayo...and did anybody else see in the pic from 1918...didn't that look like Apache Chief on her right??

I was thinkin' "maaan...if they go all the way in with Justice League and bring Apache Chief back..."


Justice League (if they do the most with it) could be way lit, because like Diana said
"what if they don't want to be found?"

 

[Trill McClay]

Ayo...and did anybody else see in the pic from 1918...didn't that look like Apache Chief on her right??

I was thinkin' "maaan...if they go all the way in with Justice League and bring Apache Chief back..."


Justice League (if they do the most with it) could be way lit, because like Diana said
"what if they don't want to be found?"

 

[Jigganaut]

Ayo...and did anybody else see in the pic from 1918...didn't that look like Apache Chief on her right??

I was thinkin' "maaan...if they go all the way in with Justice League and bring Apache Chief back..."


Justice League (if they do the most with it) could be way lit, because like Diana said
"what if they don't want to be found?"

nikka that racist ass character LOL

 

[Rekkapryde]

Um, are we forgetting the fact that batman broke into lex Corp and stole the damn kryptonite, after beating up his damn goons and subsequently leaving lex Corp damaged as fukk (even left a batarang so lex knew it was real)

Also, Bruce had been tracking white Portuguese for a minute, with batman disrupting the harbor shiptments (looking for the "dirty bomb")

Exactly. The shyt was right there why Lex was pissed!!!!

 

[BamdaDon]

I just had my cousin tell me batman didn't really have any great fight scenes. Never wanted to neg a text message in my life until today.

I'm about to put this nikka on the to the coli. Pc gamer , workouts , trolls and argues all day about Xbox vs ps4. nikka was made for this coli shyt and don't even know.

 

[I AM WARHOL]

Thought the movie was on Avengers level cause u thought the avengers was dumb overrated

 

[dakidbanks]

How did Luthor find out Bruce was Batman? One thing I've noticed throughout comic lore is that villains never seem to reveal identities after they've been defeated

The only thing I don't like about Lex already being in jail after one movie is that it kind of bypasses the Lex as president storyline