You go back in time to 1300 A.D with today's technology...

[Scottie Drippin]

Do you have any idea how mindblowing a MOUNTAINBIKE would be to people in 1300?

I'm going with a bike, call the shyt a "Pedal Horse" and become the ballinest dude alive.

This is the best answer to this question I've ever seen. Not powered by a resource that would run out. Is purely mechanical, and the average breh could tell you how it works. Would be easy to reverse engineer and sell and become one of the richest brehs in the dark ages.

Genius.

 

[stealthbomber]

I'd rather have a mountain bike

horses are faster and more reliable

 

[BlvdBrawler]

This is the best answer to this question I've ever seen. Not powered by a resource that would run out. Is purely mechanical, and the average breh could tell you how it works. Would be easy to reverse engineer and sell and become one of the richest brehs in the dark ages.

Genius.

You'd have to know how to vulcanize rubber in order to make it work. Do you know (without googling) how to vulcanize rubber?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

horses are faster and more reliable

Horses cost money and land to feed and maintain and they die and are not as reliable as a bike...at ALL.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You'd have to know how to vulcanize rubber in order to make it work. Do you know (without googling) how to vulcanize rubber?

A wagon wheel or metallurgy forged wheel will suffice for the other knockoffs

Good catch though

 

[BlvdBrawler]

 

[Tom Foolery]

A big boat/yacht.

Transportation would be the most important thing during those ages. I'd be the first to discover America, open trading post ..... control the slave trade.

 

[stealthbomber]

Horses cost money and land to feed and maintain and they die and are not as reliable as a bike...at ALL.

im over here revolutionizing music in ancient society. classical music? we off that, imagine the raps some of those classical poets would kick we getting so much disgusting stank p*ssy i cant even count it


while your riding a bike im good on that

 

[LA Fisher]

A big boat/yacht.

Transportation would be the most important thing during those ages. I'd be the first to discover America, open trading post ..... control the slave trade.

:Tiger:

 

[sfgiants]

i'd take as many military/war documents as i could get and put them in an 128gb ipad in pdf format, powered by a solar powered charger
in the ipad along with all this shyt would be maps of the topography of the lands these battles were fought in and military formations so i could help whatever kingdom win, thus ensuring me a high ranking position where i get to pick any wench to satisfy my tallywacker.
aside from downloading tons of modern pornography (to remind me of a time where women waxed their pussies) i'd also download this before going back in time:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/all-wiki-offline-wikipedia/id364878448?mt=8

"Sync once and you'll never need a connection again to have every single article on Wikipedia."

this way, i can look up random shyt like solar eclipses, random events and shyt and then predict them like im some sort of wizard.
i wouldn't show anybody my ipad either. i'd tie that shyt up to my stomach. one person finds out this magic slab is giving me the info they'd either kill me, sabotage me, or break the ipad and then im fukked

edit- i'd also write every one of shakespeares plays, and draw as best i could shyt like the mona lisa, and all of van goghs shyt so i can be given credit.

 

[hex]

Most of this thread is

Even something simple like soap, or let's say preventing the bubonic plague....do you realize that 200 million people died from that? You stop that, and the planet suddenly has 200 million more people on it. Some of you cats would fukk around and end the world.

Fred.

 

[Wild self]

I think I'd just introduce gunpowder to the Africans a century or two before the Europeans got ahold of it

The Africans would use that shyt to kill each other first for those 200 years before the Euros arrive, but the surviving tribes and nations would kill and have a lot of on the Euro continent.

 

[NSSVO]

Then you go to make your first call to NOBODY ON EARTH and your shyt is like

think again fam.

 

[darealvelle]

a pair of jordan 3's

 

[Hersh]

Some jeans?