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Imagine making a woman squirt back then, she will swear up and down u were demonic
You go back in time to 1300 A.D with today's technology...
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Imagine making a woman squirt back then, she will swear up and down u were demonic
lightsabers arent real
they are in my reality
i would also like to take a speeder back with me as well
the p*ssy been the same since man was made breh
Ultimate Warrior
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them muhfukkas didnt know shyt bout the g-spot, it took francois mauriceau to explain how the female anatomy functioned sexually in the 17th century, women that was squirting got burned
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dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
a printing press
Fillerguy
Veteran
how about a bar of soap ??
i know how i get after a day or two
them nikkas lived like that for years i cannot imagine eating that hairy box
that duck must and under titty sweat must be something FURIOUS.
If you were able to grab hold of the soap game and mass produce....you'd be able to save entire towns from the black plague...Pretty much any post germ theory cleaning solutions is easy money. Back then dudes were thinking god was randomly making ppl sick and dirty 
stealthbomber
cruising at 30,000
my phone and a solar powered charger 
id be swaggin on shakespeare like u think u can rhyme nikka
lemme introduce u to nasir 
id be swaggin on shakespeare like u think u can rhyme nikka
lemme introduce u to nasir 
A diesel powered humvee filled to the brim with fuel and ammo. When it's all over statues will be built in my image.
If you have any of things from this era and go back to that world then, every man here is gonna do the same damn thing. Use it, by ANY MEANS, to get the best coochie of that timeline. Simple. Nothing else would keep your intention.
Then you go to make your first call to NOBODY ON EARTH and your shyt is likemy phone and a solar powered charger
think again fam.
imagine being in a cabin on a hot summer day with dime piece hoes smelling like rat p*ssy on a plate of cow shyt
cotdamn
Soap is the best shyt to bring in all honesty
stealthbomber
cruising at 30,000
Then you go to make your first call to NOBODY ON EARTH and your shyt is like
but i got 64 gb full of music, pictures and games. im in 1300 ad no one in my contact list is even alive
You'd get destroyed by an army of archers. Stop it. 1000 men with flaming arrows = you torched.You'd be a prophet, paid in all Kinds of p*ssy.A fukking history book
I'd rather have a mountain bikebut i got 64 gb full of music, pictures and games. im in 1300 ad no one in my contact list is even alive
