You get 1mil a month in your bank account, but..

[Black Steph Curry]

Long as i can keep a beneli under my bed I'm skraight.

 

[parallax]

Good enough

James can stay

So if James is better than you at 2k somehow, does that change the arrangement?

 

[CourtesyFlush]

shyt that nikka will pick out all the crap that gets stuck in my nappy hair. Won't ever hog the bathroom cause he prob just shyts in a corner. And will be an unselfish teammate in nazi zombies.

 

[Wiles]

So if James is better than you at 2k somehow, does that change the arrangement?

Breh I would be pissed to lose to a damn monkey might move out

 

[Silkk]

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Can I hit?




.

 

[parallax]

Breh I would be pissed to lose to a damn monkey might move out

He's probably be talking shyt in sign language too

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Can I hit?




.

 

[DreadBrown]

Does he do chores? I don't mind having a roommate but he's gotta pull his weight around the house

Yeah He'll clean.

Easy. I'd have my space, he'd have his. Might give each other a nod when we pass in the kitchen, but that's it

We don't fukk around with animals like these stupid fukking whites

They'd be trying to hug up on James first night

To many questions OP.
Does he have a caretaker, feeding, overseeing?
Does he have gussy apponintments?
Do I never leave the apt ever?
After I complete the month(s) do I get the money I earned?

Yes to all uestions.

Can I at least have my own bathroom? Those gorilla shyts are gonna clog the toilet. Ape fur all in the shower drain and sink....

Also I'm sleeping on the fire escape.

If you get into an argument. He still has feelings he can get mad. Only 1 bathroom.

Does the gorilla have a job or is he always home?

I was reading into that story. The lady said the chimp was on Xanax

He had mental illness?

You nikkas are ridiculous

 

[Womb Raider]

How tf am I supposed to bring bytches, much less anyone around a silverback gorilla


“Sup babe you wanna come back to the spot?”

“Do you live alone?”

“nah my roommate is a silverback gorilla”


“ “

 

[humminbird]

Can he play me in 2k?

imagine the rage when you hit a 3-pointer in a close game though.

 

[Morethan1]

Breh, WTF...I'm in tears on a conference call right now.

I'm seriously here studying for a underwriter designation thinking what am I doing reading this thread.

I'm lmao

Homie said is he good at 2k

The response

Not well

 

[Wiles]

Can I hit?




.

Breh

 

[13473]

No. Gorillas are too strong for me to chance it. I would die from not sleeping.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Take out a loan for 5,000, buy a cage big enough and fortified enough to lock him away, kick back and wait on my millions.