sonic 1
*puts in code to skip to last level*
*beats dr robotnik*
*savesdaughter*
*puts in code to skip to last level*
*beats dr robotnik*
*savesdaughter*
You and your wife come home from a relaxing couples massage and your TEENAGE DAUGHTER IS TIED UP
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Marci-Senpai
Prosperity, longevity and a sound mind.
demon souls 
Then i would play TMNT Hyperstone Heist on Sega.
I can beat that in 30 mins along with SOR2
You sure you have 30 min?
Im choosing mario 3 btw...sub 15 min...speedrum WR is like 8 min
where is that walking dead review of the final episode?Super Smash Bros. with SamusOnce you time Master Hand's attacks it's a wrap. I was gonna say Mario Kart 64, but Rainbow Road would have my baby girl sleeping with the fishes
Why is my daughter white and dressed up like I Dream of Jeannie, though?
@"You really gotta stop leaving the house"
where is my custom smiley
You sure you have 30 min?
Im choosing mario 3 btw...sub 15 min...speedrum WR is like 8 min
MB3 is a good choice, just get the 3 flutes on the first 2 worlds and skip to level 8
I really do have to stop leaving the house. You sure you have 30 min?
Im choosing mario 3 btw...sub 15 min...speedrum WR is like 8 min
i'm have to do the same.
i would say mario 1, but i stay catching losses in world 8-1.
a murda
I love my wife brehs
Gimme Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 with Spencer, Sentinal, and Nova. I'm saving her in 8 minutes and Bionic Punching that nikka in 2 minutes and leaving him 
Arson Welles
is the lightning
I played this so many times, I can beat the entire thing in 9 minutes.
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
No joke but RE1 on PSX. I'm pretty damn sure I might be the fastest in the world. I see times still showing 1:07-1:08ish for the World record as of November but I know me and my cousin clocked me at like sub 50 minutes several times (this is when it came out too) 
Even if the goons only gave me 5-10 minutes, they would be so impressed with my knife only run, mixing 2 or less herbs, sitting there like
, that they would allot me the extra time to save my lil princess 
Even if the goons only gave me 5-10 minutes, they would be so impressed with my knife only run, mixing 2 or less herbs, sitting there like
, that they would allot me the extra time to save my lil princess 
After reading the OP this is the first game that came to mind, using this exact same strategy.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time SNES
on HARD
I don't know if I was crazy but the game must have been glitched because I would play on the hardest setting and I would NEVER die. It seemed easier than when you play on easy.
on HARD
I don't know if I was crazy but the game must have been glitched because I would play on the hardest setting and I would NEVER die. It seemed easier than when you play on easy.
King Crimson
Member of a very exclusive gang
This. Only this. I'd probably use Dhalsim though.It has to be a fighting game on easy. Street fighter 2 on easy mode using Blanka. I will save my daughter