ltheghost
Payin Debts.... N40
(confidently goes upstairs, grabs Chrono Trigger for SNES, starts it up, goes to New Game Plus, takes the right teleporter, fights Lavos, beats him in 3 mins...releases daughter.....goes to kill kidnappers...
You and your wife come home from a relaxing couples massage and your TEENAGE DAUGHTER IS TIED UP
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JMurder
SOHH Member since 01...
Shang Tsung gonna kill your daughter brehMortal Kombat.
Those crouching uppercuts gonna set my baby free
Mario 3. Get a couple of whistles and skip to World 8
ChrisDorner
Banned
Mortal Kombat.
Those crouching uppercuts gonna set my baby free
when in doubt.. Crouch & hit triangle
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
Tekken 2
Paul Phoenix
Qcf + triangle all day
Paul Phoenix
Qcf + triangle all day
Super Smash Bros. with Samus
Once you time Master Hand's attacks it's a wrap. I was gonna say Mario Kart 64, but Rainbow Road would have my baby girl sleeping with the fishes
Why is my daughter white and dressed up like I Dream of Jeannie, though?
@"You really gotta stop leaving the house"
Once you time Master Hand's attacks it's a wrap. I was gonna say Mario Kart 64, but Rainbow Road would have my baby girl sleeping with the fishesWhy is my daughter white and dressed up like I Dream of Jeannie, though?
@"You really gotta stop leaving the house"
El Cocodrilo
Superstar
Either Aladdin on the SNES (nobody is trying to fukk with Aladdin on the Genesis when lives are at stake 
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or Star Fox 64, take the easy route.
)or Star Fox 64, take the easy route.
Sonic 2 put in the debug/super sonic/stage select code go straight to the last stage and run through mecha sonic and eggman with super sonic
Sonic the hedgehog level cheat to the final bossDangling above your pool like thisWhat game could you run upstairs and SPEEDRUN better than any other game ever to safe your daughters' life?
The goons are back
You get a text message as you walk through the door
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
It has to be a fighting game on easy. Street fighter 2 on easy mode using Blanka. I will save my daughter 
nineteeneightysix
Banned
I will tell the kidnapper "fcuk you, I will just have another daughter...I got billions of sperm"...
I don't play video games...
I don't play video games...